Dele: It's a good thing I have my library card because I am totally checking you out.
Hendo: I'm learning about important dates in history. Wanna be one of them?
Dybala: Did your license get suspended for driving all these guys crazy?
Trent: I must be in a museum, because you truly are a work of art.
Mbappe: Are you French? Because Eiffel for you.
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Football Preferences #4
HumorBook 4 featuring Dele Alli, Jordan Henderson, Paulo Dybala, Trent Alexander-Arnold and Kylian Mbappé.