Meme Revival Attempts: Better (or Worse) Shorts

Adventurers Like You: Skyrim The Anime

"There goes Knee-Chan. She's the most gorgeous warrior the whole kingdom has ever seen. Too bad, I'm just an object in this place. My flint glistened for her but she was uninterested, as always, and went off on her quest." Arrow-San looked dismal, as his feathers sank.

"Arrow San, c'mon, quit moping. She'll notice you soon." Bow San said. He always pointed me to my goals. Even if I was hesitant to what they could be.

*"Kogaan Bow San." I said. I was a little more frustrated with the ignorance than before, but I always try to keep calm.

"You're welcome, Arrow San, but please refrain from using *Dovahzul in these areas. Most will get the wrong impression."

"You're beginning to act like I should be calling you Bowsama, Bow San." I chuckled and he bent down a little, as if faux shame.

"C'mon, I know you're the type who'd want that." He said, "I swear, Arrow San. I'm near shooting you into a tree."

"Maybe that won't be so bad. I mean it's more attention than you get with Player-Chan." He looked at me as his string started to quiver with the most rage he ever had shown. I would have gulped, had I have had a throat.

Suddenly I felt someone near us. It, of all times, had to be Player-Chan. We were both picked up by her again for our own adventure. Getting to a certain point in the castle keep, guards were firing at us and then I saw her. Knee-Chan. She was on the same body, and not even covered.

The other arrows went before me, boy did it feel like a while? I got the chance, only to end up with a concussion and vision fading with blood and her screaming at me.

Waking up in a healers hut, the healer looked at me and Knee Chan. Knee chan didn't want to see my face anymore. I had only one to truly blame. Curse you Bow-San. I wanted to be an adventurer like you, but I WAS the arrow to the knee.

*Dovahzul is Dragon Voice.
*Kogaan means Thank you in Dovahzul.