America: *hanging out*
Florida: *crash-lands in front of his dad (I think so anyways because, well, he's pretty much taking care of chaotic crackhead children, aka the Southern states, and the honestly normal Northern states.) HEY DAD, I HAVE A NEW FRIEND!
America: Who!?
Florida: JETT, GET OVER HERE!
Australia: *runs the fuck over* Yeah?
Florida: Dad, this is my friend.
England in the background: Oh fuck, these two will CAUSE THE WORLD TO BLOW UP TOGETHER!
Florida: *ignores England* Do you approve?
America: *grins like the fucking dork he is* Hell yeah!
England: BY THE QUEEN—
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Hetalia Countries and States's Shite
HumorA note from Alex: 【Pretty much all fanon characters in Hetalia in a crack fucking book. Though I will add the canon characters.】
