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Q: Who was your personal favourite to torture? And what was your favorite part?

I think my favorite pony I tortured was either Gilda or Lightning Dust.

Why?

Well, for Gilda I tried something new for the very first time! After cutting her tongue out, removing her wings, skinning her torso, cracking her claws, and digging her right eye, I injected her with some of my... "Secret Fun Time" drug (it's much stronger than any other one I experimented with so it keeps her alive longer). So then I shoved a parasprite I've kept in a jar down her throat! It was awesome! Since I was planning on using her wings and muscle for the cupcakes, I decided her internal organs were going to have to be disposed of somehow (dogs can track bodies down easier with them). She screamed when the cute little guy popped right out of her stomach! I shoved him back into his jar before he could do anymore damage. She died shortly after that.

But Lightning Dust was fun too! Do you know how good smoked pegasus wings are?

No?

Oh okay then...

Anyways, for her I tried to be a dentist! I used pliers to yank out every tooth of her's, then I drilled screws into her gums so her mouth wouldn't be empty. I created this device that kept her mouth open the whole time!

Then I removed her wings a different way this time...

I carefully cut all of her back muscles that moved her wings. She couldn't move them so it was easy getting them off.

And her Cutiemark is pretty so I'm adding it to the quilt I'm making.

I pulled out the hair in her mane, I cut off her ears, and I broke all of her limbs! Since I was making some of my classic cupcakes, I electrocuted her so she could be burnt on the inside, but juuuust right on the outside.

I still can't decide who was my favorite.

My favorite parts were (for Gilda) was the parasprite and (for Dusty) then the dentistry.

Still can't decide.