I was walking through the barren, snowy park lost in my thoughts. It was 2 AM, I know it was dumb but I couldn't sleep. I then suddenly walked into something tall and hard.
I felt dry dry metal.
Wait.
That's not metal? I realized what I was touching wasn't metal but bones.
I suddenly screamed "Sans?!!?!!". I looked up but. It wasn't Sans. It was a handsome looking Skeleton though. He said "Nheh so you know Sans?". I said yes and he said he was San's brother. I could see the resemblance except this man was much more manly.
What. Am. I. Saying. I could only have eyes for Sans. But this guy is much better.... Plus Sand has been gone for months. It's not like me and Sans are actually dating.
Yeah it's ok if I totally nail this guy.
I asked him "Wanna bang?". He turned red. How can skeleton turn red? Whatever doesn't matter. He said "W-well it would b-b-be my first t-time."
A virgin? Hell yeah.
"Is that a yes?" I said full of lust. He said clearly embarrassed "U-Uh y-y-yes''.
This is going to be so fun.
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I Wish There Was Some One In My House......
RomanceThe second book to "Someone's Ones In my House!!!!!!" Also this joke is a book just like the first one. WARNING: This will be NSFW just like the first book duh.