things I have said to my friends- without context

Flower Bean's Chapter!

"Oh no, what if the child never has an emo phase, it's like going from Fortnite to Minecraft with no Roblox in between them"

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"One minute he's sad, crying, the next minute he roasts you like a boss ass bitch"

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"But we love him, he used to be a sassy rude hoe, but Bailey tamed the beast and changed him for the better"

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""Oh hunny bunny— just kill them and be friends with us" -probably Dylan, after hearing about the prank"

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"Doctor: I hate to break it to you but... you have the big gay"

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"This is what I have to deal with until I die..."

this only has to do with what I say, ther is nothing to do with my friend's responses.