things I have said to my friends- without context

Prongs' Chapter

I was just kidding... please don't kill me please don't send me to the wilderness school- D:

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SaNd GuArDiAn

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(0-0) *the most intense staring ever endured since before the beginning of time*

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ばか

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WHY WERE YOU MESSAGING ME AT ONE IN THE MORNING? I NEVER GET UP THAT EARLY. YOU NEED A BETTER SLEEPING PATTERN!

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i almost went to the hospital yesterday

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i love you with all my butt ( it's bigger than my heart) :)

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yar har fiddlee de being a pirate is alright with me do what you want cuz a pirate is free you are a pirate!

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no- i want a kid and i'm sad cause i can't have one-