Jimmy Jam's Shit Show of a Short Story Book

Mashed Potatoes

Genre: family friendly content

Once, there was a potato farmer. City bois had to buy pockets pussies, country bois had to made due. And this country boi had lots of good matterial to use in his glamorous farm. He started his morning watching the potatoes grow. As soon as he realized they were ripe enough, he cut a hole in one of them. The sun had made them just warm of enough to feel amazing against his shaft. He felt the creamy goodness make a mess all over his below-average sized cock. By the time he was done he sure did have mashed potatoes on his hands. It seemed breakfast was served just in time for his guest yet to cum.