Alastor x Reader

getting out

[A/N: I honestly had this chapter written out months ago and couldn't decide whether or not to post it. Sorry if it's ass]

Heaven was rather boring. You didn't have Angel to bother you. And you missed Alastor dearly. You hope he's still alive and he gets over you and is happy. Even if it's not you.

You sighed and were thinking of a plan. "What can I do...to get out of heaven" you said to yourself as a Angel floated to you. "Oh you want to know what to do? You have to explode one of God's statues or defame it in any way!" Said the Angel cheerfully. Also they just told you what to do so easily. What if it was a trick. Well it doesn't really matter now.

"Oh uh thanks?" You said. You also realized that you can summon items at will so that would be rather helpful. And easy.

You whistled as you went to find the biggest statue there was of him and grinned as you summoned a spray paint. You would have destroyed it but why not hurt God's ego a bit.

You soon started to write on it as you wrote

"God's dick is so tiny I need a microscope to see it"

"If someone had told me to go to heaven, I rather kill a bunch of people than going there"

"You know what they say about small hands~"

"If there really is a God then why are we dead"

And more bullshit like that. Soon a audience started to come as they gasped anx you grinned a them. What were they going to do anyway.

Yet soon someone appeared behind you as they yelled "WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY STATUE" as you turned and saw it was God himself and shrugged "I just thought you needed a big makeover" and smirked as he was reading it.

"Hey my hands are not that small!" As you rolled your eyes "Sure they aren't sir" and read the rest as he started to glow.

"I BELIEVED YOU WERE WORTHY OF BEING HERE BUT SEEING THIS...I WAS WRONG. IF HELL IF WHERE YOU WANT TO BE THAN I SHALL DAMN YOU TO THAT INFERNO" His voice boomed as the others gasped as you were trying not to laugh.

Yet soon he snapped his fingers you felt as if you were falling straight down. Your heart started to beat in your chest. Well your non existant heart. You looked down as it was red and the place looked like Hell. It is Hell.

"FUCK" you yelled as you held your knees and tried to brace for impact as you were nearing to the ground and soon felt someone holding you.

"We really need to stop meeting like this" said a familar voice as you were greeted by a deer demon as you couldn't put your finger on it.

Your were scared at first but you recognized his voice and put it together but how?

"Alastor...is that you?" You asked as you never saw them like...well this. His grin only seemed to get bigger "Yes dear it is I, Alastor" he said as you hugged him and held you in his arms "Oh Alastor I missed you. Heaven isn't the same without you or Angel"

"Also wait how are you here? Did you die after I did?" You asked the deer as he looked at you. "No I was already dead dear" he said as you nodded nonchalantly till you repeated in your head what he said "WAIT WHAT?!" You yelled as his ears ranged from your yelling as he continued walking and didn't drop you.

"See when they decided to place you on Earth I had found a way to...visit you. And have a temporary human form" he smiled as you blushed. "You really must have liked me to come visit me" you said as he deeply said "You have no idea dear"

Soon you both were in front of a Hotel named Happy Hotel and entered as you went behind Alastor.

"Oh Alastor you're back! How was the spree" said a pink/white spider yet they felt familar.

"Shut it Angel" said a girl who had a X on her eye as another girl nodded. "How are you feeling Alastor" asked the girl as he cleared his throat.

"I have someone here with me" he grinned as he was talking about you as he had pushed you in front of him as he held your shoulders from behind grinning.

"Y/N YOUR IN HELL!" Yelled the spider excitedly as you remembered the devil told you that Angel was in Hell.

"Angie is that you?" You asked as Angel grabned your hands "Yes bitch! God am I so glad to see you again" he said as he jumped up and down "Im so glad your safe Angie! They told me that you sold your soul to be with me but here you are!" You said relieved as his smiled "It's Angel toots but I'm glad to see you" as he was soon pushed out by a cheery girl.

"Do you remember me Y/N?!" She yelled as you shook your head as she frowned for a split second and soon smiled "Well my name's Charlie! We were close before you were sent back to Earth and I hope we can be close again" she said smiling as you smiled back "I'll like that"