1st Day of Living with Becky

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Dean was Exhausted from Mowing The Lawn (Even Though Harper Usually Does That). 

"Want Some Water?" Becky says. "Sure." Dean says. Becky Feeds Dean some Water and Pours The Rest of it all over Him. "Thanks." Dean says. "No Problem." Becky says. "I Wonder where Harper Is."

"He's Probably Off to Play some Russian roulette." Dean says. "He Does Kinda Look Like a Guy Who Would do That."

Inside....

Dean gets out of The Shower and sits on The Couch. "Wake up Bayley." Dean says.

"My Tooth's Under My Pillow." Bayley says still asleep.

"What?" Dean says. He Shakes Bayley awake. "Oh. Morning Dean." Bayley says. "What are you doing sleeping on The Couch?" Dean says. "It was too Hot in Finn and I's Room." Bayley says. "Then Turn The AC To 73 or Sleep in The Nude. That's What I do." Dean says.

"TMI Ambrose." Bayley says.

"Deal with it." Dean says.

"Why You So Mean? )':" Bayley says. "Why You So Innocent? (:<" Dean says.

"Just Shut Up." Harper says. He Scared The Shit outta Them.

"Harper. Don't Scare Me Like that?" Bayley Says. "Put on Some Big Girl Undies Bayley." Harper says.

Meanwhile....

The Guy was Talking to Someone.

"Alright SON Since Becky is Clearly an Imbecile, YOU Will Find Dean Ambrose, AND KILL HIM!!!" The guy says.

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End of Chapter

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