Anti- So...
Anti-...
Anti- I know why your here
Anti- you read the title and thought that sounds interesting...
Anti-And it's really not so just leave or else...
Anti- I'm warning you...
Anti- I'm not fooking kidding THIS ISN'T A FOOKING JOKE
anti-......
Anti- huh you're still here...
Anti- but why you don't even know me and if you do..why, you know what I can do...
Anti- I can kill..hurt..I'll crash your computer...
Anti- wow still here huh...why...well I guess I can tell you but this will be our little secret DON'T TELL ANYBODY THIS OR ELSE I WILL DESTROY ALL YOUR FILES
Anti- still here I see well then I guess your ready...well I guess I'll start from the beginning....it was I think early, the 2000s and a new company called ultrasound was made..huh yeah I know it's a very weird name but everything has a weird name..anyway this company was known for making antivirus like the type that get rid of computer viruses...and no I did not get my name from this
Anti- all the antivirus were made to help with computers and well get rid of computer viruses duh but I was a new model the first of which didn't really ever get made again but that's beside the fact. I got assigned to someone named Seán Willam McLoughlin..and oh boi this boy had a lot of things about him that just screamed problems but enough of me talking maybe I should just show you
Sean/jack- huh what's this I never ordered a package...a gift huh well I do like gifts...well I guess I better bring it inside. Ok now, what could be in here that needs this big of a box better open it up...whatever's in this box better be fooking worth all these darn peanuts...is that a chip? Why the heck would you need this big of a box for a small little chip...well better put it in my computer....a antivirus huh I guess I do need a better one...who knows how many viruses are on here....
243- Hello!
Sean- ahh what the heck! D..did the computer just say h..hello
243- yes I did
Sean- um h..hi
243- hello are you, Sean Willam McLoughlin
Sean- y..yes and how did you know my name
243- oh the info on your computer! And that's also my job
Sean- o..oh
243- I have taken out about 14 viruses on your computer
Sean-oh thank you
243-your welcome
Sean- so can I use my computer...
243-of course!
(A couple of hours later)
Sean- so what's your name?
243- name?
Sean- yeah like what are you called
243- um I'm called 243
Sean- ok..how about we change it a little bit..how about Sam
243- you would like to call me sam?
Sean- yeah only if you're ok with it
Sam- yeah I like the name, Sam
Sean- *yawns* well should probably get to bed night Sam
Sam- good night Mr. McLoughlin!
Sean- Sam you can call me Sean or jack
Sam- oh..well goodnight jack!
(Midnight) aka time skip
Sam- humming
Sean- n..no!
Sam- huh was that Sean
