Living The Life

Timeout

ANDREA RUSSETT P.O.V.

'Come on let's play' I heard the Toys R Us jingle play and could only think of one thing to say, "Jenn, are you watching Dora again?!"

I asked her from the other room. "there's nothing good on." she whined. I was putting my makeup on in the other room at the moment, "check and see if Say Yes to the Dress is on! And make sure it's Atlanta! Randy's my bæ!"

Lulu walked in the room when she heard me say "bæ". Here we go again. She always does this when she hears somebody say bæ, even if it's a stranger she'll do it.

So she walked in acting like a nerd, "did I hear someone say," she did an Elvis Presley move, "bæ? Because you know," she started talking like a comedian.

"I was born THEE bæ except ya know... with a y." Jenn and I just ignored her and moved on with our lives until.... someone knocked on the door.

I jumped and screamed, "HUNTER!" I ran to the door and opened it. "Wow Andrea, I didn't know you love me this much knowing what you did to me in the past." {que episode where Jenn and Andrea make Hunter pack up everything in their apartment}

For those of you who don't know who Hunter is, he is the Producer of Awesomeness TV.

I just ignored what he said earlier about how much I "love" him, "where's mom?" I asked him and he told me, "she's down stairs getting drinks--" I screamed and pushed past Hunter, "MOOOOOOM!'

For those of you who don't know "mom" is, GO WATCH AWESOMENESS TV!

I ran down stairs, there was no time to go on an elevator. I needed to tell mom about Jenn watching Dora again. She's not allowed to. Apparently it makes Jenn dumber... that's believable.

"Mom," I said almost our of breath, "Jenn was watching Dora again." Mom looked at me worried and then grabbed my hand took me upstairs.

I had a smug look on my face. Mom told me to stay in the hallway so I did and all I could hear that was happening in that room was Mom yelling at Jenn. I chuckled.

The last thing I heard before the yelling was over was mom yelling, "GO TO TIMEOUT!" and everyone, literally everyone in the hallway opened their doors to see what was going on.

I looked at them, "Don't worry guys, I got a whole video of it and I'll post it on YouTube. Just look up 'Jenn in Timeout'. Ok?"

Everyone nodded and closed their doors. I have a weird life.