👩Superpowered mommas.

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That moment when you prepare the best possible comeback line for when your mom yells at you but she just ends up hitting you with something even harder.
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Mom:The Bible says honour your father and your mother.
Me:It also says do not grow the child to be angry.
Mom: And in that verse comes the fact that we should discipline you.
Me: well,yeah but...but it also...it...Jesus never spanked little children!
(That's the part when you think you've caught her off guard)

Mom: Then it's a good thing Jesus also said spare the rod and spoil the child.
Me* gulps*

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