Tsukishima Kei Headcanons

He makes me soft asf 🥺

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- he really likes weirdcore
- he listens to Jack Stauber, I just can't imagine him not listening to Jack Stauber-
- he's insecure about how skinny he is, and gets quite upset when people call him nicknames that poke fun at his weight
- he hates waking up early in the morning, he probably whines when Akiteru or his mom try to wake him up early in the morning
- his hair is soft and he likes taking care of it
- if he was dating, he would probably dislike PDA, hand holding being the exception for this
- he dissociates a lot
- he gets uncomfortable around hyper people, it drains his social battery really fast, this is probably why he doesn't really like Hinata or Kageyama
- he's secretly bffs with Sugawara
- he would poke fun at his s/o's height a lot, and call them his shortcake (referring to his favorite food, strawberry shortcake)
- he dislikes crowds and loud places, so he avoids being in popular stores, going to concerts, and honestly being in public as often as possible
- he probably carries around lotion because of his dry skin
- he actually gets angry extremely easy, hes just good at hiding it
- he never hated volleyball, he's always found it fun. he never wanted to admit it because he didn't want to get hurt like Akiteru if he ever lost a game
- he's probably not a very sexual person, very low sex drive. certain things can change that though
- he would like to meet someone who is taller than him who is a female
- he likes coca cola cherry flavored
- he has strawberry flavored chapstick
- he would hold hands with Yamaguchi in public and if someone asked him about it, he would just say "No homo." and walk off, still holding Yam's hand
- he doesn't like thick blankets, so he sleeps with a fairly thin blanket (it definitely has dinosaurs on it)
- he likes sleeping a lot, even if he doesn't get much of it
- he envies Hinata for his improvement in such a short amount of time, and would like to get better faster
- he'd love to try boba tea, but he's too scared of getting the boba stuck in his stomach like all of those news articles
- he misses hanging out with Kuroo, Akaashi, and Bokuto sometimes
- he's roomates with Yamauchi in college
- he has a little locket he wears, but he hides it under his shirt (the locket has a picture of his mom, him, and Akiteru) (its also heart shaped ofc)
- he would probably bake strawberry shortcakes with his s/o
- he gets a nose ring when hes older, i just know he does and you cant change my mind on that
- he would probably want to be the little spoon sometimes, but he know it'd be too hard since hes so tall
- he has warm hands that are nice to hold :)
- he probably cries fairly easy, but he absolutely does not cry in front of anyone
- he'd like to be seen as a nice person, since he can be nice, but most people just see him as salty
- he feels bad for Yachi since she's scared of tall people, and he tries to be as calm and nice around her as possible, to not freak her out
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