Axel: Okay, I'm gonna spin the wheel because we have quite a bit today.
Demyx: AWESOME!
*Axel spins the wheel.*
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Roxas: What? The only girl combination this early on? And man, it was so close to "Roxas and Xion!"
Larxene: I shall be the host for today!
Xion: And I'm cohost!
Larxene: Now then, let us begin! Xion, read the first one.
Xion: From @Multi-FandomWriter they said, "This is more like a question, but...where did everyone get their weapons? Did Xemnas just give them to you or did you pick them out...?
Also #MarluxiaProtectionSquad"
Marluxia: #MarluxiaProtectionSquad.
Larxene: #MarluxiaProtectionSquad.
Vexen: To answer your question, Xemnas did pick them out.
Xemnas: I interviewed everyone here and gave them the weapons they have based on looks and personality.
Demyx: I got the best weapon!
Roxas: Hold the phone! You were judging us based on looks! Guys, he was trying to check some of us out!
Axel: That's the best thing I've heard all day! Xemnas checking someone out.
*Saix reads over the next one while no one is paying attention.*
Saix: He's not Xemnas anymore...
Everyone: ?
Larxene: Okay, well anyways. The next one is from @Qubon112 and they said:
"I dare xemnas to change name into mansex for 13 chapters
Xion is best girl in kingdom hearts
Saix i dare you to read xemnas(mansex) x saix fanfiction becose I AM BANANA
Luxord you are cool and how you survieved jack sparow bad breath?
Vexen I date you to make hartlles who can sing I AM BANANA song"
Zexion: I want to make so many corrections right now-
Demyx: ZEXION! THAT'S RUDE!
Xemnas: ... Mansex?
*Everyone goes silent.*
*The majority then burst out laughing.*
Saix: 13 chapters is a ridiculous amount of ti-
*Larxene covers Saix's mouth with her hand.*
Xigbar: Yeah, we'll do that! Xemnas is officially Mansex for 13 chapters!
*Larxene uncovers his mouth.*
Mansex: ... Next.
Demyx: Why is this so funny?
Xion: Next they said I'm the best girl in Kingdom Hearts. Aw, thank you so much for the compliment! That's very nice.
Saix: I was dared to read Xemnas x Saix fanfiction...?
Axel: No! Don't do it! He's still a bit pure!
Saix: No, Axel. I know what a ship is. I'm just confused why someone would ship me with the superior.
Roxas: Well-
Axel: This is one of the questions we're not supposed to answer.
Mansex: We'll save that fanfiction one for last, next.
Luxord: Thank you for the compliment. Honestly, I'm unsure myself how I survived his bad breath.
Xaldin: Bad breath? What happened?
Lexaeus: I want to hear this.
Luxord: Captain Jack Sparrow... Breathed on my face while we were on a pirate ship and I fell down into the ocean because of it.
*Almost everyone's trying to hold back laughter.*
Larxene: Next.
Vexen: I was dared to make heartless who could sing the "I AM BANANA" Song?
Marluxia: Don't. Whatever you do, don't do it. I'll pay you-
Xion: He has to. We're doomed.
Demyx: YES! THE I AM BANANA SONG!
Axel: Just do it.
*Vexen creates the heartless.*
Heartless:
I'm a banana I'm a banana I'm a banana Look at me move, yeah yeah I'm a banana I'm a banana I'm a banana Look at me move, ahBanana power Banana power Banana power Power Banana power Banana power Banana power Look at me moveUh oh banana time Uh oh banana time Uh oh banana time Stop Stop StopCarts, farts, marts, darts Hearts, starts, carts, marts Carts, marts,...
Roxas: Make it stop!
*Saix destroys the heartless.*
Axel: THANK GOODNESS!
Demyx: NO!
Mansex: Now then... About that third one.
Saix: I am NOT going to-
*Roxas yeets Saix into a room and locks it. The fanfiction is waiting inside.*
Saix: You know, I can just teleport-
*Mansex snaps.*
Mansex: Now you can't.
Saix: ... You're f**king kidding me.
Roxas: SAIX! WATCH YOUR MOUTH!
Saix: I'm going to kill Roxas once I'm done with this...
*Once he finishes.*
*Roxas unlocks the room and Saix walks out.*
Axel: So...?
Saix: I...... Am traumatized.
Axel: I'm going to murder someone-
Roxas: Don't kill me!
*Mansex snaps again.*
Mansex: I'm glad I wasn't the one to read that.
Saix: Shut up.
Everyone: ...
Demyx: Dang!
Larxene: Well, that's it for today! Host Larxene signing off.
Xion: Co-host Xion signing off from the job!
Marluxia: Thank you for reading about these idiots once again and have a great day.
