𝔚𝔢𝔩𝔠𝔬𝔪𝔢 𝔗𝔬 𝔗𝔥𝔢 𝔉𝔞𝔪𝔦𝔩𝔶

Meme Team

(unedited)

Matsukawa leaned against his newly polished motorcycle, a engagement gift from Iwaizumi. The curly haired male was texting while waiting on his fiance outside of a sketchy looking bar in Shiratorizawa's territory. Hanamaki seemed to be taking longer than normal, but Mattsun just shrugged it off.

"Well if it isn't Aoba Johsai's fuck boy~"

a voice pulled Mattsuns attention away from his phone at to the bars front door. There stood Tendou Satori a crazed look in his eyes. Issei cursed under his breath, reaching for his loaded gun which was supposed to be on is seat...only to realize it wasn't there...?

"Looking for something?" Goshiki walks out from behind a parked car on his left, holding his handgun.

"Wow- weird flex but ok. Anyways where's my fiance? Oh and Tendou since when do you go anywhere without Wakatoshi?" Matsukawa says slowly reaching for the stop sign located on his right at the tail end of his motorcycle.

"Hey it isn't a trick! Senpai he's mean!" Goshiki complains

Tendous eye twitches at Goshiki's annoying whines. "You and your fiance are in our territory selling your disgusting drugs, I mean who the fuck smokes weed anymore? Weak do cocaine-" Satori was cut off as Issei smacks him with the stop sign.

Goshiki flinches "Senpai! Oh shit-"
The shorter male tries to run but gets hit by the stop sign.

Once both are out cold Matsukawa bends the metal of the sign and wraps it around the them, trapping them. like holy shit look at the arms on this guy- anyways...

"Issei get your ass in here they taped me to the wall!" Hanamaki screams from inside the bar.

Mattsun runs inside and sees his partner taped to the wall upside-down.

"Heh, you got caught Kunimi owes me ramen~"

"He tackled me and shoved a pickle in my mouth do you understand how traumatizing that is!?"

Issei chuckles helping his lover by yanking off the tape. Takahiro yelps in pain as it leaves a stinging on his skin.

"We should try this in bed hm?" Matsukawa teases, yanking off more tape.

"OW. No blow jobs for a week!"

The taller male whines knowing he isn't getting laid for a while after this.

Meanwhile Outside

"Wow Miracle Boy and our best spy taken down by a stop sign, Lame~"

Tendou looks up to see Semi walk out of the dark alley way, smirking at the scene. Goshiki huffs not making eye contact with his senpai.

"Oh hush aren't you supposed to be boning Shirabu- oh or Wakatoshi-kun~ but you're not like Tsutomu are you?" Satori says grinning at Semi who is now glaring daggers.

"Shut up I came to get you two since you can't even handle getting hit by a stop sign!"

"Just get us out of here I wanna go see Ushijima-san!" Tsutomu whines, trying to get free

"You just want to suck his dick so he'll ignore the fact that you failed-" Eita mumbles, grabbing the metal and dragging them into the alleyway.

"SemiSemi let us outtt~" Tendou whines

"Fuck you."

"I'm not Shirabu-"

SLAP

Back With Matsuhana

"Let's never sell at this bar again Issei it didn't pass the vibe check" Makki groans rubbing his red arms as the walk out the front door

"I'll massage you when we get back~ but first we need to take those two weirdos to Oikawa- where the fuck did they go?"

Matsukawa stares at where he had left Tendou and Goshiki. Hanamaki sighs in defeat.

"They took the pills I had in my pocket- Yahaba is gonna kick my ass!!"

"Well at least they didn't take the weed..?"

"WHO THE FUCK EVEN SMOKES WEED ANYMORE"

"You're hot when you're mad Makki~"

SLAP

Meanwhile At the Shiratorizawa Mansion

"So Goshiki and Tendou got taken down with a stop sign? Is Tsutomu ok?" Reon asks worried for the dark haired boy

Semi rolls his eyes not understanding what Ohira sees in him the boy is a whore for crying out loud.

"He's fine just bruising on his arms and face. Nothing new."

Reon smiles softly "Can I see him?"

"Knock yourself out. Don't do anything weird remember this is the damn medical room." Semi retorts before walking away.

As soon as Reon enters the room he can hear Goshiki sobbing. The older male clears his throat.

"Tsutomu are you ok? Do you need pain meds?"

"Ushijima-san is gonna be mad! And I'm not gonna be his favorite!" Goshiki sobs louder latching onto the taller male.

Ushijima just so happened to be passing by as he was on his way to check on Tendou when he heard Goshiki's loud cries. He stops  and listens in on the conversation.

"Well if it matters you're my favorite- You're really good at what you do and I could never be mad at you Tsutomu.." Ohira says lovingly

Ushijima grunts and walks away having heard enough. No one is allowed to fall in love in the Shiratorizawa Family. That's why Taichi got kicked out. Goshiki is too valuable to lose so Ohira may have to go...

The Aoba Johsai Mansion

"YOU LOST THE PILLS!?" Yahaba shrieked

Hanamaki and Matsukawa laugh nervously while hiding behind Kyotani, who was knitting a sweater for the screaming hacker. He was trying not to beat the older males that made his crush mad.

"They taped me to a wall!"

"Babe calm down, screaming is bad for the baby-" Matsukawa mumbles, petting Makkis head

A crash is heard from outside the room before Oikawa bursts into the room half naked and his hair ruffled up. The other members could see hickeys peeking out from under his v-line.

"WHAT BABY? IS MAKKI PREGGO?" Tooru shrieks

"Bitch no the baby is ME" Takahiro sasses.

Oikawa sighs in disappointment and leaves, probably back to whoever gave him those hickeys-

Yahaba groans, rubbing his temples. "Kyotani let's go out and get the damn drugs back.."

"Well shit Makki they're gonna do our job for us- let's go have sex in the shower"

'SLAP'

"OW BABY I'M SORRYYYYY"

A/N: this chapter was a mess oops.