MERRY CHRISTMAS

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Ok so right now it's da day bfore crhistmas eve so I right a small stoory about these peeooplle in da picture there names ar DEJI (he is da one with no headphones and has glasses) and the other one is JJ. Let's start da stoory now :)
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There once was a Asian woman called wing chon and a Asian man called black pork chop. The both of dem went to a night club there was a lot of porn happining so they went home because all the porn was kissing and wearing porn like crop tops and it was really badly. When they reached home.the came in the dooor and walked to the kitchen.Black pork chop ran over to the cookie jar and grabbed all of the cookies and joined wing chon on the sofa. they ate the cookies and talked for a while UNTILL they got bored so the watched 'how not to be porn'. after that they went to bed. The next day they woke up and found out that wing chon was pregnant! So the big falcon bird flew over with the baby! They were really happy! They named the baby DEJI. A couple of months passed and they we're haveing another baby this time it was a mistake! They had lots of fights over that baby. A hour later the falcon bird dropped off the baby it was really ugly and it was a boy they names him JJ. they never likes him JJ was really mean to DEJI all the time and DEJI got rally sad so JJ moved away

THE END.

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