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𝐒𝐞𝐥𝐞𝐜𝐭 𝐰𝐡𝐢𝐜𝐡 𝐠𝐫𝐨𝐮𝐩/𝐩𝐫𝐢𝐯𝐚𝐭𝐞 𝐦𝐞𝐬𝐬𝐚𝐠𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮'𝐝 𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐢𝐧:
𝐘𝐨𝐮'𝐯𝐞 𝐬𝐞𝐥𝐞𝐜𝐭𝐞𝐝: (𝐒𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐬𝐨𝐮) 𝐂𝐚𝐭 𝐃𝐚𝐝𝐝𝐲 😩🐾
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Ms. I'll steal your lover 💅🏻😩💖: Hey gay assCat Daddy 😩🐾: What the fuck?
Ms. I'll steal your lover 💅🏻😩💖: I'm playing bby don't take it to heart 🙄
Cat Daddy 😩🐾: Aren't you gay??
Ms. I'll steal your lover 💅🏻😩💖: I'm 50/50 sir get it right 🤪
Cat Daddy 😩🐾: Lies
My calculations never failed me beforeMs. I'll steal your lover 💅🏻😩💖: They've failed you now sir...because I'm 50/50
Cat Daddy 😩🐾: No no that's incorrect I've come up with 100/0
Ms. I'll steal your lover 💅🏻😩💖: Oh? But they've failed you now for I am 50/50
Cat Daddy 😩 🐾: How is it 50/50??
Show me your calculations 🤨Ms. I'll steal your lover 💅🏻😩💖: The guys I liked made me straight so that makes me 50%, the girls I've dated were 30% gay and the rest were 20%.
So....20% plus 30% equal 50% then 50% plus 50% equals 100%!Cat Daddy 😩🐾: Nah wack, it's not on the answer key
Ms. I'll steal your lover 💅🏻😩💖: How so??
Cat Daddy 😩🐾: It isn't debatable
Ms. I'll steal your lover 💅🏻😩💖: Oh?? But it is now!! 😡
Cat Daddy 😩🐾: It's not on the school board management
Ms. I'll steal your lover 💅🏻😩💖: That's it, I'm calling mf Karen.
She'll fix it if I complain she'll get the manager 🥵Cat Daddy 😩🐾: Karen works for me slut
I'm the CEO of the school
Don't fucking argue with me
Just do what you're toldMs. I'll steal your lover 💅🏻😩💖: Oh? 😳🥵 Okay daddy
WAIT—
TELL THAT BITCH KAREN I'M TAKING THE MF KIDS THENCat Daddy 😩🐾: Can't take the kids ma'am we dont have any
Ms. I'll steal your lover 💅🏻😩💖: We? 🤨
Cat Daddy 😩🐾: OOP GOTTA BLAST 😳
Ms. I'll steal your lover 💅🏻😩💖: GET BACK OVER HERE CAT DADDY 🥵🥵🥵
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