Voltron characters in three words because why not XD:
Keith: gay mullet fuck
Lance: bi in denial
Shiro: let dad sleep
Pidge: gives no fucks
Hunk: simply too pure
Allura: badass space princess
Coran: the gorgeous man
Matt: the meme bean
Lotor (cuz even he deserves some appreciation no matter how much of a bastard he is ;v;): living L'Oréal commercial