a/n: i can't. i can't do it.
i just can't. please help me.
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wilburrr soochts takes a sip out of his cold cofffee,,takeiing a glance at the clock on his privilrged iphone while flexing his richs on nobody cause its quaratinee wilbur u dumbass. anyways, he was waiting for dreamm with 2 m's. yes. not dream, dreamm. his sexc lover kiss kiss heart eyes
but,,,,,he been here for an hour, and see NOBODY CAUSE ITS QUARANTINEE WILBUR U DUMBASS annd was vert sad uwu :( so he uses his l o n g arm to take a pictuhre and put a shit load of filters on it, he was actually danny devito irl and no one needed to kno >:( hphm
captioning the picture "sometimes people lie", he smirks proudly at the draft before hitting the send button, and turned off his phone right after. after all, it would take dreamm a moment to respond, if the man in question even has his notifs on at all.
frends dont lie
ok
OK DREAMM I SEE HOW IT BE
wilburr was. angrrrrrr.......
scrolling through more replieaaas lik a yautoober would do, he seesss,,,,,,jotaro fox bby aka his side hoe being desprate. "smh.....p a t h e t i c ." woolbur said and leedt peeza hut while the restrant burns down, bcuz he did that. yes., good plot.
bacc at hom, he opens his dorro uwu that blocks out most of the noises he makes at night,recording videos and stchreaming, lik a youtuber do sometimes
he hurd a knocky wocky at his dorro :00!!
wh omst coyld it possibly b?????
maybe,,,,,maybe IT WAS DREAMM???? omg!!! finally!!!!"" beanie boi thUNK as he kick down his dorr, bUT NO IT WAS GEROG.
">:((((( u mad me kic dor now u pay" angrrr course thru veinss!!!! much angr, but gerog sotp him.
"see, wilbur schoot, i am george, but i am also dreamm." goggers daid in smexc voice dat dreamm used to speak to wilbur
"mmmm yes ok epic pog moment lets go inside and sit on my bed together"
silenc......
"no homo"
"FUCK YEAH LETS GOOOO"
and they sit on wilbur's bed. like normal people do. mmm "what if,,,,we kith each other gn, and cuddle until the morning,,,haha???" wilburrrr veri nervussssly tush his index fongwrs together, which means gay sex in american sign language but they're both british so it's ok i guess. GEROGEEY went silent,,,,god damn say something u bottom.
"no homo"
"FUCK YEAH LETS GOOOO"
and they sit on wilbur's bed. like normal people do. wait hol up???? didnt we have this conversation before???? uhhh ok let's skip ig
gierjo was shooketh as vvi||bur wraps his arm around his back and pulls him close. the guitar boi whispered into the crook of clout boi necc. "i'm really happy that you came over, as friends y'know? i thought it's just a joke, but. . . .i'm glad you're here, friend smile."
"wait, friend smile?"
"uh. . . .i didn't mean to say th-"
"UVE BEEN CHEATING ON ME WITH A FURRY?????? OK I GET U"
"dreamm no pls i-"
"we r over, wilbur."
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occasional oneshots, prompts and shenanigans
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