Warning:
Valt shall be swearing
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Shu : Hi Valt !
Valt : Hi Shoe !
Shu : Umm , I'm not Shoe !
Valt : Sorry , you're TPWBTFFFP
Shu : What does that mean ?
Valt : The Person Who Betrays Their Friends For Fucking Power
Shu : Who taught you how to swear ?!
Me : Me , Shoe
Shu : You made the innocent boi swear
Me : Nah , I taught him how to swear since season 1
Shu : But I never heard him swear before
Valt : There's a thing called "acting" , you know ?
Me : Or are you too stupid to understand it ?
Shu : O-O I surrender 🏳️
Me : I don't need your surrender, i knew you won't stand a chance
Shu : *dies on floor *
Wakiya : what happened here ?
Me : We roasted him
Wakiya : Want to play with his hair ?
Valt : Nah , Daigo's cat fur is softer
Wakiya : What do we do with the body tho ?
Valt : Just use Lui's hair
Me : Want smores ?
Wakiya : I'll call my butler to get some marshmallows
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Book Of Beyblade Burst Random
RandomTitle says it all . When I mean random , I mean it . warning : •not cool jokes towards joshua burnssss • favourite child •not for children
