Thunder thought, 'I don't have any ideas for my stories. I'm gonna eat a chocolate chip cookie to think about i- Wait... Where are my cookies?'
"EEVEE!" "What is it?" "WHERE IN THE WORLD ARE MY CHOCOLATE CHIP COOKIES!" "They went stale so I threw them out."
Thunder proceeds to go on a rampage of Thunderbolts, shocking Eevee in the process.
"Owwwww..." Eevee said, clearly in pain. "Thunder, you can just go to the store and buy a new box." "Oh yeah." And Thunder went to the store and got a box of chocolate chip cookies.
The end