Djin:look, Rizwan,I know you want to help,but do you know how many bullsh8t decisions you have made while I was gone?
Rizwen: none?
Djin: do you seriously think you have atleast half of a brain cell?
Rizwen: I have braincell like a normal person
Djin: you didn't take a lollipop from a child.
Rizwen: so?
Djin: YOU KNOW I AM NOT A SWEETTOOTH YET I ACCEPT YOUR CANDY SO WHY TF DIDN'T YOU TAKE THAT DAMN LOLLIPOP?!?
Rizwen: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Djin: *facepalm* *calls wife* IM SORRY.
Wife: ....
Djin: I'm an idiot
Wife: and?
Djin: a stink brain
Wife: and?
Djin: a merciless poop brain
Wife: the most merciless poop brain. I forgive you.
Djin: thank you sayang
Birdie: Author used double team!
