I'm serious (Craig x Butters)

Bleh what is that stuff?!

Kenny glanced at Butters "Oh yeah, before I forget I should tell you, we're going to a place out of town. Just thought I should tell you so you aren't really confused...oh and also, if the whole thing with Craig doesn't work out uh I'm always here..."

"Oh, well thank you Ken" Butters blushed

Kenny nodded and continued to drive "You know, Scott Malkinson is probably gonna yell at us, haha." Kenny laughed "I'm sorry Kenny but I'm going to have to take your keys. You are in no condition to drive!" Kenny imitated Scott and Butters burst out into laughter

Then Stan called...

although Kenny was poor as fuck he had a nice car. It even had Bluetooth! Of course his phone was connected, so they could hear Stan

"Kenny! Where...the fuck...are you guys..?"

"Stan, are you already fucking drunk dude?"

"Hey fuck you!... maybe"

"Of course you are, we're almost there so calm your fucking tits"

"Gee you guys sure cuss a lot"

"shut up Butters"

"oh...okay then!"

Kenny hung up

"Sorry about that. hehe... I can't believe he's already fucking drunk. oh well, he never waits for anyone." Kenny rolled his eyes

They have arrived! uwu

"Alright, we're here" Kenny got out and opened Butters' door for him and Butters got out

"Uh Kenny...could I hold your hand?" Butters seemed nervous...he was

"Sure, but you don't have to be nervous. It's pretty safe here, anyway let's head inside."

Butters nodded and followed Kenny. As soon as they walked in Stan spotted them

"Kenny! *hic* Butters!!" He ran towards them and gave them big hugs "Butters I *hic* I want you to drink this" Stan smiled and shoved a mysterious drink in Butter's hands

"Oh, well alright Stan!" Butters took a large drink he didn't expect it to taste so..strong. His eyes went wide and he almost spat the drink out but somehow..kept it in "Bleh! What is that stuff?!" Out of curiosity, he took another drink. and another, and another.

Kenny laughed and took a sip "Spiced rum."

"So how is it, Butters? *hic*"

Butters quickly spat it out "Hey now, why would you give me alcohol?" He frowned

"Hey man, you kept drinking it, just tell us how it tastes to you" Kenny shrugged

"It uh- it tastes like those glasses cleaner things" Butters took another drink and nodded

"Glasses cleaner?*hic* Come *hic* on dude" Stan shouted

Butters jumped at how loud Stan was "It's not a bad thing! I actually kinda like it" he said taking some more drinks

~Wahhh another time skip!! This time to when Butters is completely fucking drunk. Brought to you, yes you by Stan who keeps giving Butters alcohol >:( ~

Butters had just finished another drink and Kenny was starting to worry

"Hey, bud maybe you should stop drinking..?" He looked at Butters

"Craig! I love that dude! Craig Craig Craig Craig! I'm gonna tell him how I feel!" Butters sang Craig's name as he went and got a radio box thing (i don't know I'm freaking bad with words. hopefully you know what I'm talking about)

"Kenny! Wow! I love your name too! Ah, what was I gonna say? OH! Right! Can you drive me to uh Craig's house?" Butters held onto Kenny

Scott Malkinson approached the two "He, is high." Scott then looked at Butters "And you are very obviously drunk.." He sighed "I guess I can drive you guys home since you are both in no condition to drive...just tell me where you need to go then!" He finally showed a sweet smile

"Oh uh, well thanks Scott! I wanna go to Craig's if you could just drop me off there that'd sure be great!" Butters hugged Scott

"I'm going to stay here for a while longer, but thanks Scott" Kenny smiled

"Alright, come on Butters let's get you to Craig's!" Scott held Butters' hand and walked out to his car "You can just go ahead and sit in the front" Scott said as he opened the door for Butters

"Thanks!" Butters climbed into the car and watched Scott

When Scott started driving he tried not to pay attention to Butters staring, but eventually, he couldn't handle it and pulled over "GAH! Why are you staring at me?!" He closed his eyes tightly and his face went a very bright red

"Well, because you're cute! and small, and you have very nice freckles. You are very adorable! But I'll stop trying to count your freckles if you want me to" Butters turned to face forward

"You think I'M cute? Wow, thanks no one has ever told me I was cute...hey uh Kenny probably already offered but if the whole thing with Craig goes South...you know I'll be here...Ah, anyway Let's get back on the road!" Scott started to drive again

They arrived at Craig's

"Ah, this is your stop! I hope it works out with you two!" Scott smiled sadly and Butters got out of the car, grabbed his stereo thing, held it over his head, and started playing loud music in front of Craig's window

Of course, it drew Craig's attention because it's loud music why wouldn't it-

Craig looked out his window "what the fuuuuck..." He said quietly then rushed downstairs to open the door for Butters "Dude. What the fuck." He then pulled Butters inside "What are you doing?"

"Well uh, you see Craig...I uh I like you. A lot. I have liked you since uh...first...second...third...Fourth grade. I have liked you since fourth grade, and I know you might not feel the same way but I needed to tell you." Butters looked down

"Dude, you realize Tweek broke up with me about 11 hours ago. I'm sorry Butters but I just need some time. You can crash on the couch if you want and I can walk you home tomorrow." Craig pat Butter's head and gave him a small smile

"Oh, uh sure! Thanks!" Butters waddled over to the couch, plopped onto it and quickly fell asleep

Once Butters was fully asleep Craig kissed his forehead and decided to sleep on the living room chair

~HOLY SHITBALLS! that is a LOT of writing for me qwq anyway I hope that you enjoyed! Because I really love writing this story and more parts should be coming soon!~