kuroko no basuke one shots

tiger

—hanamiya makoto one shot
tags: fluff

"What the fuck? Are you seriously gonna cry in front of me like a baby?" Makoto whined as he stare down at me covering my tears.

"You're always calling me a pig and okay, maybe I am one but don't you think you should be comforting me as my boyfriend?" I replied, my voice cracking as I weep. "Again s/o? You're always taking everything so seriously, that's why we always argue. For fucks' sake!" He cursed and kicked the chair that was beside me. He went back and dropped onto his bed. "If you're gonna continue crying like that then you might as well go home, I won't be able to sleep because of you." He got his pillow to cover his head from hearing me. I got out of his room and went to the kitchen.

"Hey, what do you think you're doing?" He asks as I tried to get Tiger inside a plastic container. "I'm taking Tiger home, he told me that you always treat him badly whenever we have a fight." I replied to him, still trying to catch Tiger inside the container. "No, the child stays!" He yelled. "W-What?" my eyes grew wide as I looked at him with visible shock. "You heard me, the child stays here."

"It's a fish." I corrected him. "I know what I said." he retorted back. I tried catching Tiger again but, "You try me, woman. You know how I am when I'm mad." he stopped me from continuing to catch Tiger with a stern and serious voice.

I frowned as I looked at him and he just went back to napping. I took my things and left the house.

Damn you, Makoto!

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Makoto's

"Well that was very naughty of you," I looked at the fish swimming around the aquarium, "Lying to your mom about me scolding you." I smirked as I tried to think about s/o. "You guys really are mother and child."

"And I love the both of you very much."

"Don't tell your mom though," I grinned.

[yes, after 3 years of my love for makoto and knb, this is the only thing i can do for the fandom, i'm sorry that i'm a disappointment to all y'all kurobas but oh well, hoped you enjoyed this very short & shitty one shot.]