Blade/Sly/Anubis/Bandit:(walk in)
Blade:(to Blue)Blue, don't talk and don't move at all today until we get back home. You got that?
Blue:(inside her bookbag)Yes, I know. Now, let's get this f*cking day over with.
Blade: Shh!
Blade/Sly/Anubis/Bandit:(walk into the gym, find Bella, and sit by her)
Bella:(is wearing a white hoodie with a skull on it and blue jeans)Hey. How's it going?
Anubis: It's going great I guess.
Blade: How's it going with you?
Bella: It's going ok. I'm just lonely.
Max:(walks into the gym)
Bella:(sees him)What the h*ll is he doing here?
Bandit: Who?
Bella:(points to Max)Him. That's Max. (stands up and walks over to Max)Hey, what the f*ck are you doing here?
Max: I'm a substitute.
Bella: For what class?
Max: Math class. I'm supposed to be filling in for Mr. Hunt.
Bella: Uggghhhh! That's my teacher.
Max: Great. Then I can send you to the principal's office when you try to physically hurt me.
Bella: And I'll gladly go. Anywhere is better than being in a room with you.
Max: I feel the same about you.
Bella: Great. Then we understand each other. (walks back to Blade, Sly, Anubis, and Bandit and sits back down)
Blade: So why is he here?
Bella: He's substituting for our math teacher, unfortunately.
Sly: What's his name?
Max:(quietly walks over to them)
Bella: His name is Max. He's nothing but an annoying b*tch.
Max: Hey, I'm not the female dog here.
Bella:(turns around to face him)Shut up!
Max:(completely ignores Bella and looks at Blade, Sly, Anubis, and Bandit)Who are you four?
Blade: I'm Blade and these are my other friends, Sly, Anubis, and Bandit.(gestures to each of them)
Max: Smokey and the others told me about you four. It's nice to meet you.
Blade: Nice to meet you too. So, what do we call you?
Max: You can call me Mr. Hanlon.
Bella: Your last name is Hanlon? Ha! It's even more ridiculous than your first name.
Max: What did I ever do to you, Bella?
Bella: Nothing. I just think that you're a dork.
Max: When do I have you in my class, Bella?
Bella: Second period.
Max:(groans)
Bella: Are you even qualified for this job?
Max: Yes. Before I was the night guard at the phantom's place, I used to be a teacher.
Bella: How long did you teach?
Max: Once I found out how horrible the kids were, I quit after two days.
Bella:(sarcastically)Great. We have a teacher who probably doesn't even know how to teach.
Max: I do know how to teach, thank you very much!(the bell rings)See you guys in second period. (walks away)
Blade/Sly/Anubis/Bandit/Bella:(get up and leave for class)
(time skip to 2nd period)
Blade/Sly/Anubis/Bandit/Bella:(walk into the classroom and sit down by each other in the back)
Bandit: Max said he was a teacher for only two days. Is he really qualified to be a sub?
Bella: Apparently. Anyone can be a sub. Even Max can be a sub and all Max can say is heyo.
Max:(comes in and closes the door)Heyo!
Bella: Shut the f*ck up, Max!
Max:(ignores Bella and walks over to the teacher's desk and sits down and starts to call roll.)Bella.
Bella: Here, b*tch!
Max:(ignores her)Blade.
Blade: Here.
Max: Sly
Sly: Here.
Max: Anubis.
Anubis: Yeet!
Max: Bandit.
Bandit: Right here, dude.
Max:(continues to call roll)
Bella: I can't believe the school let that b*stard substitute here.
Sly: What's so bad about him?
Bella: He's a dork.
Blade:(quietly laughs)I love it when you insult the teachers, Bella.
Bella: I loved how you dumped all that kid's stuff on the floor last week. That was hilarious!
Blade:(smiles)Well, it's what I do best.
Max:(stands up with a stack of papers in his hands)You guys have a test today.
Class:(groans)
Bella: Sh*t.
Max:(starts handing out tests)
Anubis:(to Bandit)I bet I can finish my test before you can.
Bandit: No you can't.
Anubis: I bet I can.
Bandit: How much?
Anubis: $10.
Bandit: Alright. If you do get done testing before me, which you won't, I'll give you $10. If you don't get done testing before me, you give me $10.
Anubis: Deal.
Sly: I bet Bandit wins the bet.
Blade: Are you kidding? Anubis is totally gonna kick Bandit's a**.
Bella: I'm with Blade.
Max:(hands them their tests)
Bella:(looks through the test and there are 20 questions)Holy sh*t. This is one big a** test.
Blade: It's only 20 questions.
Bella: It's still a big a** test.
Max:(to the class)You can start.
(they start testing. Timeskip: Halfway through the test)
Bella: What is the point of this stupid test?
Max: To test your knowledge.
Bella: Well, I think it's stupid. F*ck this sh*t I'm out.(stands up, and walks out)
Max: I'm glad she's gone now.
Anubis:(whispering to Bandit)What question are you on?
Bandit: 10. You?
Anubis: 15.
Bandit:(glares at him and starts working really hard and fast on his test)
Anubis:(starts to work really hard and fast on his test)
Anubis/Bandit:(finish their tests, stand up, and run towards the turn in tray on the teacher's desk)
Anubis:(puts his test in the tray first)Yes! You owe me $10!
Bandit:(puts his test in the tray)Dang it!
Anubis/Bandit:(go back to sit down)
Sly:(is on question 20. She has her phone out and is hiding it under the desk. She is using it to cheat like she has been the whole test. She types in 10x-3x+5+15= 30 and she gets the answer. She finishes the test, turns her phone off and puts it in the front pocket of her bookbag, stands up, and turns her test in. She sits back down)
Blade:(finishes her test, turns it in, and sits back down. Her bookbag starts to move. She unzips it a little. Whispering)Blue, stop moving.
Blue:(whispering)All of these binders and folders are making me uncomfortable.
Blade:(whispering)You're gonna have to do this every day, so get used to it. (zips her bookbag back up)
Bella:(walks back in and sits down)
Blade:(whispering) Where the f*ck did you go?
Bella:(whispering) I went to the bathroom. Now, can someone help me finish my test?
Sly:(whispering)Just do what I did. Use your phone.
Bella:(whispering)Good idea. (looks up to see if Max is watching)
Max:(is watching YouTube on his phone)
Bella:(sneaks her phone out of her pocket and starts using it to cheat. A few minutes later, she is done with her test and she turns it in and sits back down)
(the bell rings)
Class:(gets their stuff and stands up to leave)
Max: Bye guys.
Bella: Bye b*tch.
Class:(leaves)
