its christmas. there are a buttload of houses on this one road butts is walking on. butts looks through a window of a dang house and sees a large bird in a santa hat and ugly sweater sitting by chestnuts roasting on an open fire. "man i sure do wish there was some one that i could celebrate christmas with" says butts. butts then 360 no scopes the window of large bird's house. "darn" says large bird. "do u have any chips?" says butts. "no but i do have some crisps eh" says large bird in a bad canadian accent. butts impales large bird with a razor sharp potato CHIP for being a dang communist. butts then steals all of large bird chestnuts roasting on open fire and burns down large bird's house. "goodnite sweet prinse" says butts, as he rides a rad horse-drawn carriage into the horizon.
