ShrekXhomer (smut)

Part 2: First sight 😍

End of flashback.........

Homer pov:
I walked into the far far away boxing area,after arriving on the bus with spider.... fucking made me pay.......O.......M......F........G.......... that's the best cake I have seen in my life the body figure,the green skin........🤤🤤🤤
Shrek: ummmm hello are you alive
Homer:uh.......oh yeh yeh........ hi........
Shrek:um......hello
Shrek POV:
Omg.......I just saw a guy walk in and he be lookin like a snack...um.........🤤🤤🤤🤤
Shrek:ummmm hello are you alive
Omg he be looking with heart eyes😍😍😍 yessss I got a chance
Homer:uh.........oh yeh yeh.........hi......
Oh he is so cute
Shrek:um......hello
No what am I doing I cant fall in love with my competition.....no...no I can't uh........
I have Fiona I can't fall for someone else but.....he be lookin fine......um
Couch:hey you two come over here time to set rules
Rule 1:no falling in love
Rule 2:fight to the death
Rule 3:No sex
Rule 4:listen to my rules
Homer pov:
I mean all the rules are too hard i cant kill him i think i..i love him
Shrek whispers to homer: I mean we can break rule 3
Omg did he really just say that to me.....me of all ppl I mean but we will get yeah we will get caught
Homer :but we will get caught
Shrek:as long as your quiet we won't.....😉😉😉