Total Drama Guys Island

Episode 1: Aquatic Swimmers

Emily: Welcome everyone. What? Were you guys expecting the world's biggest and most psychotic star-billing host to show up? Well, surprise! This is NOT his show!

Ezekiel: (has green skin, his hair and toque back, a new sweater and new shoes, talks in a monstrous voice) Or at least this season of the show, eh.

Emily: That's right Zeke. Think of it as a spinoff season. In this special season of Total Drama, 15 of your favourite Total Drama and the Ridonculous Race male contestants will be competing for, you guessed it, one million dollars.

Ezekiel: And unlike Chris, the challenges are simple and safe, like season 1 safe, eh.

Emily: Well, some aren't exactly safe, but that's the whole idea. And where are we competing, you may ask? (The camera pans out to reveal the island) This island that we like to call, Total Drama Summer Island.

Ezekiel: Me and the other contestants spent two weeks on that island just to have some fun, which is the one and only one rule besides causing trouble, eh. Now it's the home of this season.

Emily: That's right Ezekiel, just having fun is the only rule everyone is allowed to follow.

(Their pet cats Laura and Lilly walk and jump in their owners' arms.)

Emily: Our little mascots are ready, are you?

Ezekiel: Yes I am, eh. Well, sit back, relax, grab a snack and enjoy. This is...

Both: Total Drama Guys Island!

(Opening credits, which I'm still not doing)

(Cuts to the dock off the coast of the island. A bus carrying all the contestants has arrived.)

Emily: Looks like everyone has arrived.

Ezekiel: Right you are, eh. Let's meet this season's players; from Total Drama Island, which I competed in a little bit, eh, (the boys get off as soon as their names are called) Geoff, Owen, Noah and Duncan.

Owen: (excited) Whoo hoo! A dudes only season! This is gonna be so awesome!

Noah: It sure will be buddy, it sure will be.

Emily: From the Ridonculous Race, we have Rock, Spud, Brody, Lorenzo and Chet.

Rock: Hey Emily, Zeke, we're happy to be here.

Ezekiel: Thanks, eh.

Brody: (excited) I am so pumped up for this season!

Emily: I'm glad you are. From Pahkitew Island, the final season of the original series, we have Beardo, Rodney and this seasons' side antagonist, Max.

Rodney: Thanks for the opportunity Emily. Hopefully love doesn't distract me.

Emily: Well, you're dating Amy are you? I'm sure she'll cheer you on.

Rodney: That's true. Say, why did you bring Max here?

Emily: (shrugs) In all honesty, there aren't that many guys like you and Beardo in Pahkitew Island, so it's hard to choose. I'd pick Leonard, but roleplaying would get the best of him.

Rodney: Understandable.

Max: Really? You're listening to this troublesome girl now? Typical.

Ezekiel: Yeah yeah, eh. Anyway, last but kinda not least, you'll find out why, from Revenge of the Island, we have Cameron, B and this seasons' classic antagonist, Mal, eh.

Mal: But my name's Mike and why am I the villain?

Emily: Easy. Heather is the main antagonist and Duncan is the side antagonist in season 1. In season 2, Courtney is the main antagonist and Justin is the side antagonist.