Bakugou x reader crackfic (please don't click on this😔 this was made at 3-5am)

A little something we made at 3-5am (bakugou x reader crackfic)

I and the homie did a collab on the story here's a lil key before you start:
Not Bold: Me
Blod: @magdabreathing

Katsuki didn't know he got himself into this but he didn't expect this to happen.

He was standing in the middle of a party, squished in the middle of terrible dancers. Still trying to search for Kirishima and the others. He was a little tipsy after having a couple of shots, so he was stumbling on the club floor. In the distance, he saw a familiar redhead and someone with bright yellow hair. They were talking about something, but he wasn't close enough to hear.

Once he got a little closer, he realized they were talking about...someone?

"Yoo her ass though, shawty looking thicc"

"Bro, you know she already likes someone..."

"It eez what it eez"

"Bro you fucking disgusting...you know Bakugou likes her."

"No cap?"

"Deadass..."

Suddenly the D.J turned on some fine ass music, "wHo's nexT!?"

Kirishima and Kaminari looked over and so did Bakugou, they all stopped. (Y/N) looking fine as hell while eating, yes.

They all saw Mina and (Y/n) throwing it back in the middle of the big crowd of people.

"GO! GO! GO! GO! GO! GO!" the crowd screamed. The main people Present Mic, Midnight, as well as the two bros, and the Bakusquad, were all cheering you guys on. While throwing it back, Bakugou made eye contact with (Y/n).

When the two of you exchanged glances, you instantly stopped what you were doing.

"Hey, you guys..." The D.J started "Sorry to interrupt but today I would like to talk about our sponsor Grammarly, Grammarly is a free writing app you can use anytime, anywhere."

Everyone stopped to hear what he had to say, but he soon started the music again. Everyone went back to throwing it down.

But you...you didn't participate this time. (Y/N) saw Bakugou, she smirked. (She didn't really but she did smirk) The boy in front of her blushed, and so did the two others. She went up to him, close to his ear... "I'm radio rebel..." she whispered.

You were...a bit tipsy, so of course, both of you didn't know what you were talking about,
That wasn't in his concern though.

'He was more concerned at the fact that your body was up against him. The boys in front of you two were blushing like crazy. You got up face to face with him, noses touching. Not gonna lie, Kaminari was feeling a bit jealous. Kirishima wanted to leave, this wasn't manly. But lucky for the electric man he had a chance, that was if he could get you alone somehow. Suddenly, (Y/n) pulled Bakugou away... "Hey... wanna meet me at Dr. Doofenshmirtz Evil inc..."

"What..?" He was confused, "just- follow me." She went to the back of the room and pulled a lever, a secret helicopter rose from the ground for them to see, "This is the way to get to Dr. Doofenshmirtz Evil inc... follow me..."

You dragged Bakugou out to your car, you basically shoved him in the car and drove off to your apartment. Suddenly, (Y/n) took a turn, driving away from her house, she clicked a button and suddenly the car grew wings and turned into a helicopter, she flew them towards their secret destination.

(Bitch I swear to god😊)

You guys "flew" to the apartment, you dragged him out the car and went into the apartment. They took a secret elevator, taking them floors below the epic inc.

At this point, Bakugou didn't have an idea of what you were trying to do but he liked it. (Y/n) looked at him, getting closer, she smelled but this was Bakugou's only chance to get laid, so he went with it.

His lips smashed into yours, with all the passion he had he went in, he really liked/loved you ya know. The elevator suddenly stopped, sending both of them flying towards the elevator ceiling, (y/n)'s fatass broke the roof, and she continued going up at the speed of light.

(I give up y'all😔✌🏾 peace out) (stfu continue rn) (bitch I can't what I'm about to do with this.) (um dr. Doofenshmirtz becomes PO from kung fu panda 1/2/3 and skadooshes them back. duh.) (how did something- I really can't do nothing. What they bout to do have s*x in space)(it eez what it eez) ("eez what it eez" my ass🙃🔪)(what is dis hunny)

(Somehow...😌🙃) Bakugou jumps in da air, saving his precious y/n, then gets pulled down back to earth by gravity. They smashed through the ground, slowly getting pulled into the earth's core. Luckily they didn't die...😌👍🏾 Bakugou was starting to wonder how did this all happen when he left the club with you. While being stuck in the earth's core, (y/n) had something to tell him.

"Yo not gonna lie...Idk how this happened, but...what do u wanna do?" Bakugou looked at (y/n), blushing.

"You gonna answer the question?" The position you guys were in was somewhat normal.

"T-Th-The... The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20-meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. [beep] A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. [ding] Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start."

(I'm fucking done-) (boobie) (bro just end it right here, ur fucking high) (part 2 coming to theaters Friday, March 69th. I heard that (y/n) was actually Gru from despicable me haha jk... unless...)

(N*gga just end it-)