I had surgery to make my collarbones feel like mush, bursting on impact. im so excited.
i sat down with my mistress lauren and cried in her lap and proceeded to ask her to crush my little collarbones. like the mush they were. she refused and ran away. she knew i knew she was a felon. i knew the hentai numbers. she couldnt stop me no matter how much she spited me. she despised me. she ran into the lavender field only to collapse from the bear traps i placed. bees only bitchass.
i bashed my fat fucking head straight into the wall as the sides of my head bursted on impact, i jingled across the floor sadly like the fool I am. i cried sadly as piss tears emerged from my fake eyes with god spiting me, i crumbled into the window well from my basement as the children tied up within it laughed at my failure. i spent my last few minutes in agony as the mist and snails devoured me.
