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Albus Dumbledore

Albus Percival Wulfric Brian Dumbledore. I hate, HATE this bastard. Let me tell you why.

Let's start with all of his titles:
Professor (formerly)
Head of Transfiguration (formerly)
Headmaster
Grand Sorcerer
Supreme Mugwump
Chief Warlock of the Wizengamot
Head Boy
Prefect

Now, I am first starting in the golden trios area so the titles: Prefect, Head Boy, Professor, Head of Transfiguration do not matter. But anyway, the titles: Headmaster,
Grand Sorcerer, Supreme Mugwump
and Chief Warlock of the Wizengamot still count.

Second, The thing is Dumbledore doesn't REALLY care about the students, I mean look at his titles:
Headmaster,Grand Sorcerer, Supreme Mugwump and Chief Warlock of the wizagmont there is no way he is able to do his duties as a headmaster when he is that important.

Look, this is the summary of the duties of a head teacher/headmaster:
"Head teachers lead, motivate and manage staff by delegating responsibility, setting expectations and targets and evaluating staff performance against them. It is a job which requires a strong presence around a school and in some cases the local community, as well as a certain amount of desk work."

"strong presence around a school and as well as a certain amount of desk work."   desk work and a strong PRESENCE. It is even told in the books that Dumbledore is missing from the school hunting for horecuxes.

Third, Also look how he favours the Gryffindors, and the rest are overlooked. He is bias. I know what I'm about say will anger a lot of Slytherins but listen, Harry, Ron, Hermione and Nevil did deserve those points. Why? Because McGonagall couldn't be bothered to get up from her ass and at least check if the Stone was protected. They literally did the teachers work FOR them.

Which brings me to my next point, he but a stone that could grant immortality or turn metal into gold in a SCHOOL FULL OF CHILDREN I don't care if it's the "safest place in the wizarding world" Hogwarts is a fucking SCHOOL FULL OF 11–17 YEAR OLDS. Oh and 11 YEAR OLD could solve the traps like..... Did they think that could actually stop VOLDEMORT, the fucking dark lord!

Also the chamber of secrets, students were being turned to STONE he literally said “keep the school running normally” like there is a basilisk in the fucking school and you want the kids worrying about tests! TESTS! There should have been SECURITY OR ANYTHING like that. No, nobody. "Students are to be accompanied to every class" ok let me tell you something, there are about 1,000 students in total in Hogwarts. So, there are 250 students in each house, that means there are approximately 36 students in each year in each house. That means 36 1st years, 36 2nd years, 36 3rd years, 36 4th years, 36 5th years, 36 6th years and 36 7th years. Now saying all 36 students in each year and house have the same classes, there are about fourteen teachers (Saying all 36 students in the same year and house have the same classes) so:
7 teachers for Gryffindor
7 teachers for Ravenclaw
Oh what do ya know no more staff left. They could've just told the students to stay in their common rooms and had the house elf bring them food. Also 12 year old had to do what he was meant to do or idk a someone trained.

Also he raised harry as a crape goat. He put harry in danger. He sat on his ass while Harry, a fucking teenager did everything for him.

That fucking cunt ain't shit and he can go fuck himself. Fucking bastard.