"Hey Jessie"
"Hey Luke"
Those words stuck in my head like the little stickers you get on toys from goodwill. Her words pained me like nails on a chalk board because deep down I knew she would never have feelings for me, but still I could not stop repeating it like a rom-com in my head. I know what I just met her but I would kill for her. Love at first sight is definitely real, as I am living it.
"You just gonna stand there and stare at me?" Jessie asked. "You little fucking creep." She muttered under her angelic voice. I think this is her flirting with me.
"Uh, Uhm. Um. I-." I had the words in my head, but they came out all jumbled. "You're such an ugly cunt you little fucking butt nugget go be on fire or something ugly pig." Nailed it. I smirked at her, coquettishly.
"This family is so utterly fucking disturbing like get some fucking therapy, who the fuck says butt nugget what are you five goddamn?! she slightly raised her voice as she slammed the door. Wow that was so hot. I love when she yells at me, I wonder what the 7th graders would say.
I needed to run after her. As the saying goes, "If you love me chase me. Even if I call the cops". I cant let my dearest inamorata paramour get away. We are soulmates I just know it. "JESSIE NO GET YOUR ASS BACK HERE"
"WHY WOULD I, YOU DERANGED PSYCHOPATH" She screamed back at me. Her cheeks turned a pretty shade of red and her freckles popped out. I was still madly in love.
I realized that maybe 7th graders lie sometimes?? I tried being nice, but I couldn't form sentences, Jessie is just too perfect. I said what my gut told me to say. I went with my instinct. "Your skin.. Its just so perfect. So flawless, I just wish I could wear it"
She just, stared at me for a good three seconds then she started to walk away. I thought for sure I blew it, maybe I should be nicer I thought. I have it another go, "Your eyes are so magnificent, so round. Fitting perfectly in those holes in your head. Just... so wonderful. Marvelous! Lemme fetch an ice cream scoop and a scalpel real quick."
"What the actual fuck is wrong with you?! I'm leaving right now!" She yelled. Maybe I had over done it... But i'm listening to my heart. I tried flirting again.
" Fine whatever ugly hoe, you aren't pretty anyways. I have so many other girls that want me. Your lost ugly fucking slut."
"Okay?? Go get with one of your other 12 year old friends, I am 23, do you not realize how fucking weird that would be. I HAVE A BOYFRIEND. I am telling your parents! Even if you did like me calling me a "slut" wont get me or ANYBODY to like you. Go play fortnite. " She yelled back at me.
"No. No. You imbecile. I am flirting with you dumb nut. Its FLIRTATIOUS." I said.
"GDYUGGYUDYG BRUH WHAT. THAT IS NOT FLIRTING!!!" She screamed. Not any ordinary scream. I felt as if it came from her soul and heart. I was very harsh. Lowkey kinda hurted me doe. So I did what had to be done.
"Ye s s s s s s...." my voice trailed off, I needed a distraction. I threw a smoke bomb I stole from Zuri into the theatre. Causing Jessie to chase after it. Then, I bolted into the kitchen, where I grabbed the machete I have been saving for the next person the wrongs me. I shoved in the back of my shorts. It was cold on my back. The cold metal blade scratched me a bit, but I would have no complaints when the damage was done.
"Why did you do that you little bitc-" Thats when it happened. I stabbed her in the heart. And for anybody reading this, the best way to stage a crime, is be a great manipulative liar.. and washing your hands.
