(Talking to my dog)
"Chance come on let's play! You know you wanna chew the blanket! Chance! (Starts waving the blanket in front of his face) come on you lazy dog!!"
(I start chewing sister's blanket like a dog.) Bj: HANNAH!!!!!
Me:"Ummmm.... It's not what it looks like?"
(Bj just gives me this FUNNY WORRIED face) I start laughing on the floor
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MY OWN funny jokes with my friends & family
Humorthe crazy things i put up with my family and friends ( these are different from most jokes but maybe some might be the same cause some people can share similar ideas)