ALIKIA

chapter 2 : I'm I dead?

I'm the dead body they are speaking french over. Okay maybe not french but that um uotkum gibberish they keep spouting seems very much like what our french teacher Miss Alonzo would say. Let this be a lesson never let a name lure you to picking an elective or you will suffer something worse then waking up at 6 am on a weekend.

Wait what was I doing again... oh right .... what the fudge is my body lying on the ground whiles I'm standing.  Yeah I'm also confused myself. I'm still too shocked to do anything sensible.  Note the word sensible.

' Hey, HEY!!, hello do you hear me' I ask as I poke the cloaked weirdo nearest to me. You would think after seeing my dead body on the floor whiles I'm alive and kicking I would have taken off running and screaming at the top of my lungs , but nooo obviously my manly self won't allow that. 

So I do what a completely sane-ish person would do at this moment. I pick up a stick and poke cloaky number one. That was not a good idea.

Cloaky number one turns and looks and me. All I see is nothing. Like I'm not kidding I truly see nothing. No not because the cloak is obstructing my view. No far from that.

It's because the dude or dudette I can't really tell, has no face. I mean nothing at all.  His or her  face is blank, dark, nothing.  All I see is a black hole. That's when I know it's time to cut the I'm a manly girl bullshit and do what every horror actress knows how to do best.

Scream on top of my lungs and run. So I run and not caring where I am going as long as I get away from the blackhole weirdos. I run and run till my legs feel numb. I see a tree that I know I've passed like seven times now. But I don't give it any thought. All trees look the same.

I'm now panting, tired, thirsty and just exhausted.  So I stop running knowing very well they could never catch up to me. Cause having four brothers and only one TV remote means it stays with the fastest. So from all our race for the remote I've built a pretty good stamina. Trust me for a remote a boy can chase you to the ends of the earth.

But come to think of it, I never heard them chasing me. I catch slight movement from the side of my eye. Before I could do anything.  A force pushes me against a tree, no not a tree, a tree can't be that soft and cold. And I'm not against it.  I'm in it

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Darkness is all I feel , all I see , all I hear. I feel like I'm floating in nothingness . A void. I should have never been so curious then I won't be in such a mess . How can I come to school
And end up like this.

Is this how it feels like to be dead . Then it Sucks.
I wish I had at least a book . Men it's boring here. What have hades been doing?
 
If this is all he can do then he Sucks he should be replaced .

' Sire , sire '
I turn around but there is no one. Who is talking?  Who is he calling?
'Sire wake up'
Who is this sire dude and why won't he answer ?

I suddenly feel a gust of wind. No that's an understatement.  I feel a very very strong ..For lack of a better term ... wind.  It's pushing me down to an exit I didn't even know existed.
Ooof..  I'm slammed into something.  No someone . And the light is too bright too too bright . 'Sire are you waking up' that woobly voice it's the last thing I hear before getting consumed again into nothingness.

I hear noises. Annoying me out of my now really really feeling like shit mind.
' Did you say the boy woke up?' I hear a dry voice ask whoever it is he's talking to.  'Yes I saw him wake up for a split second then he slept again' a wobbly voice answers.
I think I've heard that wobbly voice before. But where?

"You know it's a crime to lie to  the Duke , don't you,?" Another voice which is slightly shaking speaks up. "Yes sire,  I'll swear upon my dear mother that I do not lie" okay did the guy just say dear mother, like seriously.  " Very well then, alert me when he wakes up again" the dry voice from earlier speaks and I hear foot steps fading away signaling that they have left the room.
Well that wasn't weird at all .

Wait now that I'm thinking about it. It seems I'm the only one in this hospital room who is unconscious.  How long have I been unconscious.  How did I get here. Oh I'm so dead when my parents get here. Speaking of them, where are they? Why can't I here the loud noise that follows my brothers every where. I'm I even in a hospital?  Who were those dudes? 

My mind continues to buzz as these questions makes my already aching head even worse . I chanel all my remaining energy, which is not very much,  into opening my eyes.
At first the light hurts my eyes but then when I adjust to the light I see the most beautiful yet tackiest room ever. 
I'm sleeping on I big no huge bed.
The room is so gigantic,  you can fix my entire school's cafeteria in here. The curtains are a beautiful shape of purple with gold designs at the edges.

I would elaborate more if a didn't have eyes larger than a dinosaur's butt creeping me out right now.
" Sire , sire I can't believe you're awake, we all thought that you died." He literally squeaks into my ear. Okkaayy that's not weird at all. And why is he calling me sire and hasn't he ever heard of personal face. Like the dude is literally breathing down my neck.

I'm still weak and can't actually talk, trust me I tried.
Butt eyes is still in my bubble. But he is teary eyed. " The Duke should have never allowed you to do that ritual, what if you died? Oh sire" he says as he hugs me. Which Duke and which ritual I'm really confused.

And wait isn't sire used for dudes. I then gather enough strength to look down at my chest. And I see nothing.  I mean I'm not being a typical girl complaining that my boobs are too small,  I actually have huge boobs okay maybe not huge but they aren't small either so now can someone explain to me why I see nothing at all.

I move my hand and touch my lower part and what I discover has me screaming so loud,  Madonna would have been proud.

I HAVE BALLS. I AM A MAN!!!