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hi how are you today, i hope you had a great day
so i make this stuff up so if you don't get or it grammatical wrong please tell in a nice way if possible because i know i suck at writing stuff like this so i hope you enjoy this and thank you for reading this, okay on to the shit post
bye
police: 911 what your emergency
Harry: I would like to file a missing person report
police: okay who is it
Harry: my phone *start to cry*
police: okay but how are you calling us
Harry: my boyfriend's phone but I think my boyfriend gone missing to
police: have you tried calling your phone and seeing who picks up
Harry: that is so smart thank you, I'll give it a try
Harry: *hangs up and calls himself*
Draco: hey harry
Harry: hey Draco have you seen my phone
Draco: yes, I have it
Harry: cool can tell me where you are
Draco: never
Harry: why
Draco: you spend way too much with it and not enough with me
Harry: ......
Harry: are you jealous of my phone
Draco: no
Harry: sure
Draco: okay I am jealous of your phone
Harry: knew it
Harry: Draco I love you but I also need my phone
Draco: gahh fine I'll give it back, love you to
Harry: thx, bye see you soon
Draco: see you soon to bye
*both hang up* the end
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harry potter shit post/incorrect quotes
Fantasíathis is a book about harry potter incorrect quotes and some shit post includes these ships Harry x Draco Hermione x Pansy Ron x Blaise Ginny x Luna a lot of gay found them on Pinterest and the internet warning: strong langue maybe 13+
