The ugly pig

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I hear the sound of moms ragedy 85' ford

I shut my door so her pig of a boyfriend wouldn't come in

David:Lissaaaaaaa

Lisa:what do you want

David:help your mom with groceries

Lisa:no!how about you help her you need the excersice

David:your something funny

Lisa:hahah your something ugly
Mom walks in*

Mom:I got all the groceries

Lisa:mom can we eat porkchops

Mom:I didnt buy any

Lisa: well damn we could use David stomach it will feed us for years

Mom:lisa dont start

Lisa:mom?guess what? Shutup

David:sweety grab me a beer

Lisa:no get it  your damn self

David:do what I ask

Lisa:quit blowing your hot breath in my face your burning my eyelashes

David:good

Lisa:your breath smell like onions

Mom:lissssa

Lisa:do y'all ever buy something called toothpaste?

David:yes

Lisa:well you sure in the hell dont use it
Lisa goes to her room and slams door*

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