Ryan "omg what how are you guys alive"
Frenchfry bob "아빠 바지 벗어"
frenchfry joe "no Bob give him time to figure out what is going on before he freaks out"
Frechfry joe "wait where are the other fries"
frenchfry bob looks at frechfry joe stabs him in the hart and shoots his beautiful body 209 times to make sure he is really dead and he hides the bodies under Ryan's bed because he know he won't go to jail because he is a French fry but he doesn't want his Ryan Oppar to go to jail
Frenchfry bob "oppar Ryan is only my oppar you hoes could NeVeR"
And then after Ryan gets his conscious back him and French fry bob start making about but then ketchup gets up and walks out of the fridge and stares at them for exactly 000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000.1 seconds and then ketchup starts to question Ryan
Ketchup "Ryan oppar are you really cheating on me with FRECHFRYBOB ?
Ketchup "how dare y-
Frenchfry bob shoots him
Frechfry bob "just know if you ever cheat on me Ryan oppar i will kill you too okay?"
Ryan "I would never cheat on you , ur like the hottest fry ever"
Frechfry bob and Ryan then start doing "ThE dIrTy" which I couldn't write without literally cringing and spitting on myself and praying with my namjesus candle and shooting myself after that so you should probably do the same if you were expecting me to right that but here is after "ThE dIrTy" happened
Frenchfry bob "OMG oppar why was your 🍆가지🍆 so small?"
Ryan "how dare you say such a thing"
Frenchfry bob "no oppar please don't leave me"
Ryan oppar then ran away from the uk all the way to Seoul , South Korea and then he saw 진진 (jinjin) from Astro
Ryan "jinjin oppar I know ur like the leader of Astro and everything but how about you be my leader on my 가지 ?"
진진 "미안하지만 너는 누구 네"
Ryan "sorry oppar my korean isn't that good do you mind translating that for me?"
And then the most fabulous namjoon comes out of big hit and translates for little Ryan
Namjoon "he said , sorry but who are you"
Ryan "okay tell him that I was to have the "DiRtY" with him"
Namjoon "why would you say that"
Ryan "tell him or do me"
Namjoon "okay I will tell him"
Namjoon "내 옆에있는이 남자는 너랑 섹스하고 싶어 해"
Jinjin "내 그에게 말해"
Namjoon "he said yes"
Ryan " yes omg thank you oppar"
Namjoon "no problem but don't call me oppar again and never stand infront of go near this building again got it?"
Ryan "yes I got it"
Namjoon "okay good"
YOU ARE READING
Ryanxfries) the frechfry lover
HumorThis is a random story of Ryan (kinryy) and his addiction To French fires but his French fries come to life and they have a nice time :) (ew me)
