I WOKE UP THIS MORNING AND DIS BEACH NAMED BOB WAS EATTING MY PICKLES. I WAS LIKE"RATCHET NUH UH" AND HE'S LIKE "BEACH FEED ME" AND IM LIKE " peasnt ._." AND THEN HE ALL LIKE IM MOVING IN WITH PEGGY! AND IM LIKE FINE GTFO YOU LITTLE SASUAGE! HE LEFT. AND I WALKED TO MY KITCHEN TOO TALK TO MY CHICKEN. I WAS LIKE CHICKY IM A BEACH AND HES LIKE NO YOUR DAMN SEXY THAT WHAT YOU ARE DONT YOU BE INSECURE YOU ROCK DAT BUTT RATCHET HE WALKED AWAY AND IM LIKE BEACH COME BACK BOB CAME BACK WITH PEGGY AND HE'S LIKE HEY PEGGY DOESNT HAVE A HOUSE AND IM LIKE YEAH CAUSE SHES A PEASNT SHE GASP AND IM LIKE RATCHET IM PERFECT AND YOUS PLASTIC GET JOE FAKE FACE OUT OF MY NATURAL BODY -LE SEXY POSE- I POSED SO DAMN SEXY THAT EVERYONE DIED the end
