ALAN NO!

Chapter One- The Aldi Incident

Dear Diary,

Today I blew up an Aldi to steal all the Beer. After I stole it everyone cheered and I ran back to the Burrow to tell Ginny and Luna. They weren't home so I went to Draco's and stole his hair gel. He now wants to kill me since I 'ruined his life'. Ron was there too shouting about eggs. I found Luna watching a VisionTelly. I 'accidentally' broke it, causing her to swear at me. Draco then kicked me out and told me never to come back

I'll write soon if Draco doesn't kill me first

Xoxoxo
Alan The Cow

Alan how do you know how to wrote - Luna

Thanks for reading, part 2 will be put soon - Ej :)