Onision X reader but it's more like a love triangle with leafy[A satire]

Washington

You arrived at the Greg's swap, you looked at the pale blue house in front of you dashing to it. you're just left alone by your parents divorced been through CPS a few times. Greg was your only hope... Laney answered the door, You looked at Greg's Husband(?). "Come in!" She shrieked. You walked in the green carpet stung your foot immediately pokey and disgusting you walk through the house it was a wooden kitchen. Greg was at the table he looks like that ogre from that one DreamWorks movie. You saw the green screen and his kids were playing video games you can tell Greg was happy? Why? You looked outside at the swamp it was disgusting the wetlands were obviously cut down by Greg do you have a Lotta respect for him though his Patreon have been deleted a few months ago Chris Hansen was on him everybody was on him but you know the truth maybe. Greg screams "KAI I WANT KOMBUCHA!" Kai Bowes hustles to the kitchen to grab Greg some kombucha. You sat down ready for your new life.

(A/N) [this is 100% a satire I hate Greg as much as the next person he's absolutely disgusting please enjoy your read chapter 2 come out in a few days goodbye.]