Diana Jones is a strong confident black Latina woman. Who has absolutely no idea what she's doing with her life. But she is not alone in the world, she has the help of her friends, Monica, Rachel, Chandler, Ross, Joey, and Phoebe. Life with them is...
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Diana was at her favorite place in the world, Central Perk. Delious coffee, comfy couch, and her best friends in the world. What more could she want? Currently her, Chandler, Joey, Phoebe, were listening to Monica deny her feelings for a guy.
"There's nothing to tell! He's just some guy I work with!" Monica continued to deny
"C'mon, you're going out with the guy! There's gotta be something wrong with him!" Joey says
"All right Joey, be nice." Chandler said, "So does he have a hump? A hump and a hairpiece?"
"Wait, does he eat chalk?" Phoebe asked, her voice filled with concern. Everyone just stare at her with confused looks on their faces, "Just, 'cause, I don't want her to go through what I went through with Carl- oh!"
Diana squeezed Phoebe's shoulder, "Yeah that was rough"
Phoebe and Diana met a while back. Diana was still working as an assistant at vogue at the time. She had a bad day, her boss was an ass, her heel broke and it rained on her. She came into this random coffee shop to wait out the rain. And this blonde angel came over and talked to her and introduced her to some friends. And the rest was history.
"Okay, everybody relax. This is not even a date. It's just two people going out to dinner and- not having sex." Monica explains
"Sounds like a date to me." Chandler responded
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"Alright, so I'm back in high school, I'm standing in the middle of the cafeteria, and I realize I am totally naked." Chandler explains his dream to everyone. He's leaning on the end of the couch and has his arm around the top, above where Diana was sitting
"Oh, yeah. Had that dream." Everyone chimed in agreement.
"Then I look down, and I realize there's a phone... there." Chandler continued
"Instead of...?" Joey hinted at
"That's right."
"Never had that dream." Joey said
"All of a sudden, the phone starts to ring. Now I don't know what to do, everybody starts looking at me.
"Cause they weren't looking at you before?" Diana questioned with a small smirk
"Finally, I figure I'd better answer it," Chandler continues, " and it turns out it's my mother, which is very-very weird, because- she never calls me!"
"And Freud rest happily in his grave" Diana joked
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After a while Ross walks into the coffee shop with this sumber look on his face, "hi" he said sadly
