Eren Joins The USSR To Fuck Mikasa

"titan... Aww Man"

"you gotta be fucking kidding me!" eren yelled as he dashed out of the window to jump through a window.
As eren fell out he bit his thumb, to transform into a smaller, more agile titan. The titan had skinny arms and legs, but dashed around faster than the ATT. He ran towards the rear and ran up a titans leg to climb all the way to the nape and bit it off.

Mikasa glanced outside, clearly impressed by commie eren.
She gasped as he killed them all, covering his face in gorey and yet soft blood. Mikasa was clearly aroused by the gore splashing on his face.
As the ATT speed up, eren latched on and escaped his meat suit, the agile titan.

As he got back in, mikasa looked at him and blushed. They both looled at each other passionately, then eren proceeded to pull out his gun and shoot mikasa in the head, she dropped lifeless.