Man, this stuff's sweet. But like, I got MLP stuff with my name on it for a present. Like, that's not even ironically cool. Shit's wack as fuck. -Dave Strider, 2014
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Christmas!!
Short StoryHo ho holy shit! I got so much sweet loot. I've got pixie sticks for days, son. I got tic tacs, a nerf gun, globes, and a new pair of headphones. Shit's like motherfucking Christmas up in here. Wait, it is Christmas.
Sweet loot
Man, this stuff's sweet. But like, I got MLP stuff with my name on it for a present. Like, that's not even ironically cool. Shit's wack as fuck. -Dave Strider, 2014
