merry ho ho

the magic creation

back in the day i was reincarnated as a slug and people would step on me and kill me but i was always reincarnated as a slug again.
then one day i was reincarnated as a super powerful wingless magical extraordinary show stopping amazing brilliant wingless fairy who had no powers but then she found this snail who also was being reincarnated as a snail everytime they died and one day he became an old man and then one of the gods made him a god and he said "no, i want to deliver present to children because children get me off"
the gods said yes and then he became santa clause.
i the powerful wingless magical extradrinary shiw stopppng amaiznf brilliant wingless fairy who had no powers married santa clause fir the clout and then one day i got pregnant with santas baby and then one of the gods name geesus said "you and santa are brother and sister" and when i the wingless fairy gave borth my baby wad deformed with pig legs and giant eyes and then died and i blamed on santa then santa told me he was gay but i stayed with him for the clout ya know.

since i was so upset about my child dying i nade snata create a new holiday on the day ny sun died called "merry ho ho" and on this day we skin our juice, slap are knees, lick our index fingers and get many presents because for the clout ya know.

on merry ho ho whne we lick our index fingers a magical fairy in a egg comes down and tells us how many oresents we got and if we were o. ghe naughty list and another elf would come and give us money because he actually raped the tooth fairy and had a child which made an epic special hybrid breed and it goves u money when u slap ur knees and say "merry ho ho"

HAVE A GREAT HO HO TIME xxxx
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