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everyone slap ur knees and say ho ho merry !!
on this super epic day i the wingless fairy have another epic super magical magnificent show topping story to share because its merry ho ho and its for the clout ya know ya know
back in the day while i was married to santa, after he told me he was gay and since he killed my son he leg me invent merry ho ho whole i was fucking the elf that usually comes by to hive me monies.
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santa shouted me to his super magnificent extraordinary magical epic cave where he did all his dirty wok if u know what i meann ;)) santa told me he was HAVING AN AFFAIR WITH UGLY FAT GEESUS LIKE THAT UGLY GOD THAT I HATE SO MUCH AN DTHE GUY WHO NEVER TOLD ME SANTA WAS MY FOK BROTHER SO HES THE REAOSN MY BOOTIFUL SON DIED WWAA anyway after santa told me i was super sad energies and i stabbed him with a candy cane and he stared pissing from his stomach like what??? so i magically shrivelled his balls with a super powerful spell even tho i hav no powers cri then i goked geesus and we had a baby but it was super ugly and i hated it so i threw it in a lake and it drowned uwu
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geesu was super sad energeis but i did not care bc geesus is one ugky bloke and helll never look like sexy garry or me cus im the hootest fairy duh i then being super magical 100192737282 levell mage in magic revived my son wok had super cute little pig legs and he was super hapoy energies and so was i. after that we skinned our juices and on that dya i also made a new merry ho ho tradition where we has to pull out our earwax and tap it three times ten say "ho merry ho wheeze" and a magical mini fairy that loks like me will apear and make all ur sexual fantasies come tru (wonk wonk) my son then told me that children get him off too and i was modtiged bc thats what my ex husband/brother/gay ex/ex santa said !!' so i killed my son by boiling him alive and skinning him and making a hiant pot of skin juice and bones for everyone to share on merry ho ho !!
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i then lived happily ever after after i foun dmy sugar daddy named brick and we did super sexy time with bae energies 🥵
MERRY HO HO EVERYONE DONT FORGET TO SKIN UR JUICE MAKE IT NICE AND PLUM !!
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