y e s. i'm back. and exposing everyone's stereotypes in a friend group (whether mine or not). this might not be true, but it's the vibes so shhhh bishes, i'm allowed to speak fake news.
plus this is fun to do...
all these stereotypes, and the descriptions have been taken from an mtv article, with a few additions from me :)
if i haven't included you then it's not because we aren't friends (unless we aren't) it's because none of these really fit you, you get me?
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the party one life with this friend is spent standing beside them the whole night while they talk to everybody at the party, before dragging them home as they protest that they 'never want the night to end!'. COME ON SUSAN, IT'S 4AM. well to be honest, i don't think most of you spend nights partying but i get these vibes from jay
the one you tell everything too they know what type of sandwich you had for lunch, you've told them about all of your weird crushes and you tag them in every Instagram meme because you know they'll find it as funny as you do. your moods/sense of humour/periods are so in sync and you love it. well for me, i don't tell everything to anyone, it's more spread out but these people are definitely aria nattie maha since they know all the weird things happening—
the mom friend they're SUPER organised, always on time and always keep their promises. They make sure they don't get too wasted so they can look after whoever is too drunk on a night out and they're the passport holder on your group holidays. what would you do without them? come on. the moment i read the title, i immediately associated this with daniëlle mira
the mess on the other end of the spectrum this friend is always waaaaay too drunk, losing their belongings and overstepping all boundaries. basically, they're ALWAYS in trouble and you're forever bailing them out, but you know they'd do the same for you. let's face it. this is either none of us or all of us
the one who documents everything no carol, i do not want a hungover selfie at 8am in the morning thank you okay, okay so hear my out. this isn't with selfies but with memes with miranda and i feel like morgan as well
the late one do they not own a watch? when they say they're 'on their way', you know they haven't even contemplated getting in the shower yet. fashionably late doesn't even cut it. i wasn't making this to expose myself but me and also sammy gives me these vibes
the fake friend whether it's subtly throwing shade or simply just not being there for you in your times of need, they're draining and it's probably best to ditch them as soon as possible. swish swish bish. all of you. nah, i'm kidding. i have suspicions but i'm not mean so we aren't exposing anyone
the joker they always manage to turn almost every situation into a happy, stress-free moment. their life is all spent making everything into a lighthearted joke and of course, they're always ready to roast you at any time. i don't exactly know anyone who's always joking but there's a few who give me vibes so kimmy the clown (obviously)
the friendly one they're the friendliest friend you know (they can even strike up a conversation with any stranger) and they have about 14,000 facebook friends. we all know this is... sammy and her spam (which is not a bad thing) and maybe elijah
the disappearing one you don't know how they do it, but they just disappear... how do they manage to go missing for days on end?! you call them, they don't answer. you send out search parties and they show up days later, unaware of the panic they've caused. are they living a double life? wait, none of you pull disappearing acts but right now i'm going to say crownie because i'm worried and she's not here...
the regina george (but less mean) the leader of the pack, the queen bee, the sassiest person you'll ever meet... they're slightly intimidating and bitchy but it kinda feels great to be a part of their world. so, it's actually none of the people i say in terms of bitchy, but i'm talking about the popular and intimidating yeon jay smriti at first, at first
the annoying sibling they're literally like your annoying sibling but less annoying and you love them legit almost all of you but mentions to kimmy—the big brother elijah—the other big brother miranda—the little sister nattie—the crackhead sister maha—the weird big sister aria—the big sister with the advice tracey—the sister who's like almost the same age but mot really hannah—the other big sister and i've missed a bunch of you
the drama queen literally everything is either AMAZING or totally NOT FAIR. nothing is in between. i don't think this is any of you
the photogenic one they somehow look like a supermodel in every photo while the rest have got their eyes half closed. you swear they'd even look good in a binbag oh my god this is everyone like it isn't even fair. honorable mentions too tracey hannah please tell me how, this is not fair
the wise one they know everything, they've done everything and they've been everywhere. you can rely on them for the soundest relationship advice, general knowledge and even travel tips. i can probably rely on all of you for the first. on the other hand, i'm asking myself for travel tips.
the overachiever they manage to get straight A's, is involved in everything, and still makes time to hang out with their friends! uhhh m e and ship
the tomboy the one who mostly hangs out with the boys over the girls and is always supporting feminism idk if i'm right but these vibes come from tracey liz
the driven one the one that focuses on their work and if they want to achieve something, you bet they will that's so many of you. off the top of my head morgan yumi
the ones who are never in their own accounts i'm not even going to explain we all know who these are, please and ty kimmy sera
