Thomas, you gay fridge

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No perspectives. Only finish.
Thomas sat down as literally everyone else was earlier than him. Thomas needed his hot shoes because he wanted to make James blush. Madison ate his whipped cream and screamed like Mickey Mouse on helium. Washington stared at his phone, almost ready to chuck it at Hamilton, who was a hamster now. John jay and John adams ate eachother to death, and Benjamin Franklin bit a kite. Everything seemed normal. "What's a debt plan?" Said Thomas, casually swallowing the Reynolds Pamphlet. "Can it, Jefferson" the hamster Said in a very squeaky voice. It sounded like shoes. "HAHA CHECK OUT MY WATTPAD SMUT FANFIC" said Washington reading smut. Then everybody screamed their plan at once before James screeched loudest. "NO, THIS IS PATRICK" now everything went silent. Franklin finally said "what the Hotler" and walked away. This was great until  Jefferson and Madison kissed Because JeffMads. Now the writer wakes up and everything is gone. The end.

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