Cartman became a manager, followed by the Karen named Kyle, and then Stan because yes. Kenny ate his dayshift. He quit his job as a joe mama at a bar. Now, have some dumb context.
Cartman: "w e l c o m e"
Kyle: "WHY ARE YOU DRESSED AS HITLER IM AN OFFENDED JEW TAKE THAT BACK"
Stan: "I like turtles"
Cartman: "DIE, YOU FRIDGIN JEW"
Kyle: "NO U" he said, pulling out an Uno Reverse Card. Kenny was silent because he wasn't at the mall with the others. He was eating the bar he just now quit his job at. He picked it up and shoved it in his mouth. Fabulous. He remained skinny. Then Kenny destroyed the universe whilst dying 73726262838463792 times and setting people and things on fire as more nukes bomb Hiroshima and Nagasaki. The end.
