Heaven's Kitsune [Naruto Fanfic]

Chapter 5

Disclaimer:

I do not own Naruto or the characters in it. I only own my OC Venus/Kitsune and maybe some future OCs I might add.

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After Itachi and I's daily morning routine, we made our way to the living room. Everyone who was already awake was also there. I looked at everyone there. Only Tobi, Deidara and Hidan weren't awake yet. Itachi and I were greeted with good mornings. Itachi and I simply gave a nod of recognition.

We sat down and simply spent our morning there. Itachi reading a book, Kakuzu counting his money, Sasori came back to his room to repair some of his puppets, Pein and Konan in the office doing paper work, Zetsu arguing with himself and creeping around and Kisame and I having a chat.

---40 minutes later---

Tobi and Deidara had woken up a few minutes ago and came into the living room. "Hidans not up yet hm?" Deidara asked. Kisame simply gave a nope and went back to talking with me. "Why don''t the both of you check up on him."

Suddenly, Tobi came running in the living room with Deidara both looking flustered and panicked. Everyone turned their heads to the both of them. "What's got both of you so panicky? Did you break something again?" Kisame asked with a smirk.

"H-h-hidan brought a w-w-woman in the base!" Deidara stuttered. Tobi nodded his head furiously.

"WHAT!?!" Everyone excluding Itachi and I exclaimed standing.

"That idiot brought a WOMAN in the BASE!?!" Kakuzu exclaimed.

"Pein's getting irritated of the noise and sent me here to warn you guys. Please be quiet." Konan said while entering the room.

Tobi and Deidara's head whipped to her. "This is not something to be quiet about Konan" Deidara rushed to her immediately.

"Why? What's it about?" Konan asked, a bit worried. Deidara took a deep breath before saying "Hidanbroughtawomaninthebase!" Deidara rushed in one breath, hoping she wouldn't catch it, but from the look on her face, she did.

Her expression was the same as the ones everyone else made. "He did WHAT!? Are you sure about this?" Konan asked them. Tobi and Deidara nodded furiously. She sighed deeply and decided to take a look at what they saw for herself. "Everyone follow me" she gestured to everyone in the room. "Kisame, get Sasori here with us." Kisame gave a nod and did what he was told.

We followed Konan to Hidan's room and was soon followed by Kisame and Sasori just as we arrived in front of his door. Konan opened it, looked around and saw the lingerie on the floor and the lipstick on his face. 

Everyone entered the room after her and went to Hidan. Beside him was an unkown woman. They were both naked with an exception of Hidan in his boxers and a blanket covering the woman. She was in a one arm embrace and using Hidan's chest as a pillow. Her face was mostly covered with her long blonde hair.

Everyone looked at them in disbelief. I hopped to the bed and woke Hidan up. "Nnnn...." He groaned, stirring and sitting up. The stirring caused the woman to turn to her other side, pulling the blanket to cover her from head to toe.

Hidan stretched his arms up as he gave a big yawned. Itachi took me from his lap carried me in his arms. "Huh? What's everyone f*cking doing in my room?" he asked, groggily.

"Hidan/Hidan-senpai! Who is that woman!?" Kakuzu, Tobi and Deidara asked loudly "Woman?" Hidan repeated. The loud yelling of the three caused another stir and a moan from the woman. Hidan slowly looked to his left bedside. 

He immiedately fell of the bed and pushed himself back until he was against the wall. His body was shaking like a chihuahua as he lifts his hand and pointed at the body in his bed. "W-wh-who the f-f*-** is th-that!?!" a horrified expression was on his face.

Everyone looked at him, then the woman, then back at him. I trotted myself to him and placed my paw on top of his. He flinched at the sudden touch and looked down down at me. "Everyone wants to know the same thing, Hidan. They think you brought this woman in the secret base." I explained.

"What!? I didn't f***ing bring that b**** here! I don't f***ing know her! I was in my room the whole f***ing night!" then he froze, signaling he realized something.

He's head turned to everyone and started searching for someone. He stopped when his eyes landed on a certain blonde. "You!" He pointed at him. 

"Me?" Deidara, who was clueless, pointed at himself questioningly. 

Hidan stood up and ran up to him, almost tripping and grabbed both his shoulders like his life depended on it. "You were f***ing here last night! I thought that s*** was just a dream but now...." He suddenly grabbed Deidara's clothes and started pulling them off, yelling "Where the f*** is it?" "I f***ing know there are boobs here!" "Show me you b***!".

"What are you doing,un!?!" "Oi Stop it, Un!" "I'm a man!" Deidara was struggling, pushing and even kicking to get the mad man off. He was also yelling for help which Tobi was having a hard time giving as he was pulling the jashinist off his senpai.

Suddenly, the chaos was interrupted by a stirring in the bed. Everyone's attention was now on the woman again as she sat herself up on the bed, rubbing her eyes. The blanket slipped off of her upper body revealling her naked chest. Everyone in the room except Sasori and Itachi was staring and blushing. Sasori turned his back from the scene while I covered Itachi's eyes with my tails.

Konan, the only other woman in the room, rushed to the woman and put a shirt on her that she found lying on the ground. She sighed in relief. "Huh?" the woman was now looking at everyone. Her eyes landed on Hidan. They were staring at each other.

Now that she was covered, everyone seemed to find her familiar, like they've seen her somewhere. She was had long blonde hair, bangs covering where her left eye should be. Her visible eye was blue, skin slightly tan. Everyone by now realised how much she looked like Deidara. They looked at her, then at Deidara, then back at her.

Everyone gave Hidan a look, their expression showing disgust to the Jashinist in front of them. The woman got off the bed and went to grab her underwear. "Oi" she called to them. Everyone turned to her. "It was a prank, un." she said as she wore her panty.

"What?" Konan asked, confused.

"It was a prank."

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